LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
An old dog is learning new tricks in Betoota’s Flight Path District with conservative pop, Papa Bruce, finally doing something for the progressive left.
During a family BBQ, Papa Bruce took the deed of handling the BBQ, the only domestic duty he has ever reliably done which he will continue to do until his hands fall off his arms.
In perhaps what is pop finally giving in to the woke left, Papa Bruce made some room on the BBQ for his grandchildren’s vegetarian food so as to avoid cross contamination.
“Is that a veggie burger?” asked Papa Bruce, making some space next to the haloumi.
“Chuck ’em here, there’s plenty of room!”
Bruce’s family watched on in shock, as the 76-year-old Liberal voter managed to cook a variety of meat substitutes with the grace and ease of someone who actually gives a shit.
“He even asked if there was a gluten free beer he could pour over the onions,” stated one of Bruce’s shocked granddaughters.
“He’s just so happy. Too happy. Either he’s dying or he just found out how he can write us all out of his will.”
