The Nation

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some shocking political news this afternoon, allegations have emerged that a former Prime Minister may be in the pocket of the Chinese Government. That's according to the Murdoch Media, with the Daily Telegraph claiming that Kevin Rudd has been lobbying on behalf of the Chinese Government. These allegations follow claims by Rudd himself, that he had been...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The streets that line the Sunshine Coast are reportedly deserted this afternoon, after a frantic mass evacuation earlier today. The apocalyptic scenes come after the NRL confirmed it would be re-locating players to the area as part of a special bubble to ensure they can play out the rest of the 2021 season. That movie-style evacuation of the...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Football has confirmed this morning, that it might stay on tour for just a little bit longer, with a quick trip to Italy on the cards. This comes after the game revealed it was 'Coming Rome' after an incredible conclusion to the European Football Championship, which saw the Italians beat the English on penalties. The game was sent...

FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Planet Neptune has today reported no new cases of the spicy cough, marking an impressive 1.6 trillion days without an infection.   “Whatever they are doing seems to be working” said a spokesperson for the World Health Organisation. “Their borders are still open; there’s no lockdown or masks or rules about singing. It’s actually quite inspirational.”   At time of printing Neptune...

FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT A report commissioned by the RFS has revealed that a car’s flammability is inversely proportional to the amount of rego remaining.  “The results were quite striking” said RFS Spokesman Eddy Holmatro. “We compared the amount of rego remaining on all of the vehicle fire callouts for the past 12 months and discovered that cars with less than one week...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The results are in and it looks like most Australians don’t mind the idea of legalising a recreational drug that has the potential to make even an NRL player consider a quiet night in. According to the results of the National Drug Strategy Household Survey, 78% of Australians want cannabis to be decriminalised so we can all get high...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With less than 8% of the Australian population jabbed up, the largely still vulnerable Australian public can’t help but make a face a wonder how long ago this would have all been sorted out if the CWA was put in charge of the jab roll-out.  Established in August of 1922, the Country Women’s Association is Australia’s largest women’s organisation...

EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A local woman has had to put on her best acting chops today after failing to properly press the record message button. Zoe Stevens is alleged to have had a run-in with a bloke she used to have a crush on, who’d spurned her advances a few years ago in a rather cruel manner. Barely registering him as he’d...

EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A woman’s necklace has decided to act up at the worst time humanly possible, despite having no issues in the past, it’s reported. Jean Erikson is alleged to have visited The Swooping Duck over the weekend and was lucky enough to pick herself up a fella - or really, she was tipsy enough to have the confidence to stride...

EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT After months of pestering from her friends, local woman Elsa Miller has finally done it. She’s unfriended her ex on Facebook. Though seeing him with someone else would no doubt cause her to completely unravel, it’s alleged the heartbroken twenty-four-year-old had been checking in on her ex roughly twice a day for four months, for any signs of activity.  But...