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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Deputy Premier of NSW is wasting little time between defamation suits, launching some fresh legal action today. A short time after deciding to sue a YouTube personality for publishing material he doesn't like, the public figure has now launched legal action against a NSW police officer. Barilaro has revealed to The Advocate today that he is suing the...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Grandpa Kev has just averted a major motoring/maritime disaster this afternoon, it can be confirmed. The fill-in father figure has just prevented Scott Morrison from causing potentially tens of thousands of dollars in damage, after taking control of the steering wheel at the boat ramp this arvo. The newest example of mentorship follows The Betoota Advocate's exclusive revelation...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In the wake of the latest Melbourne lockdown, Francesca Diavola has confirmed she is managing her expectations and getting down to business. The owner of a popular cafe and lunch spot in Melbourne told us this morning that she has bitten the bullet and asked her suppliers to just dump the produce straight in the bin. "There are...

EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT If there’s any chore local bloke Ryan Mckenzie doesn’t mind too much, it’s doing the odd spot of vacuuming. Unlike most cleaning duties, vacuuming has the best hard work to satisfaction ratio and the lowest possibility of touching something disgusting. Hence why Ryan swapped bathroom cleaning duties with his roommate in favour of vacuuming and ironing - which doesn’t...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights woman is today wondering if maybe the man of her dreams really is out there.  This comes after a chance encounter at a friend's house party this weekend, when she stumbled across a hidden gem.  After a couple of deadshit boyfriends in a row, Ashliegh Wilson said she was blessed to bump into a bloke who might...

EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Though local woman Emily Rodgers has been doing her tax for roughly several years now, she still has the sinking feeling she’s inadvertently committed tax fraud. Like most millennials, Emily was never taught any life skills in high school and had been left to navigate the adult world through trial and error - because apparently knowing Pythagoras theorem is...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Channel 9 Commentator and former Rugby League great Darren Lockyer has pulled off an incredible display of multi-tasking, it can be revealed this morning. In between standing next to the other Maroon dress shirts and interview players after Game 3, the former Bronco revealed he actually smoked the perfect brisket as well. "Yeah, I brought the pit on...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Wallaby great Quade Cooper has been denied the chance to become an Australian again by the Home Affairs Office because he doesn't satisfy criteria that says his work "has benefit to Australia". That's despite the Queenslander having 70 Test caps for Australia and an international career that spanned nearly a decade. "Which isn't good enough,"...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A group of Australian Boomers has today notched up a historic win. However, this time around it's a victory that working class residents and young people can celebrate. The Australian Men's Basketball Team has just beaten the star-studded US Basketball lineup 91-83, in a pre-Olympics exhibition match. Spearheaded by Patty Mills and Joe Ingles, the win has...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The city of Goulburn has today taken drastic steps to ensure the spicy cough doesn't get out of hand. With news emerging overnight that a case had made its way to the area, the Mayor has today ordered one of their own back to town to deal with this crisis. The case came from a worker who visited...