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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In what has been described as the most Nationals moment since Andrew Broad was forced to resign for spending thousands of tax-payer dollars on not even getting a root in New York, A group of Queensland LNP figures have this week publicly backed their of nuclear power in Australia. Queensland MP Keith Pitt and his Senate colleague James McGrath...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The CSIRO's inaugural GUTARAP report, prepared collaboratively with  a range of industry stakeholders, updates estimates of the lad rap scene and consumer polling has found that Campbelltown rapper EMCEE Kerser to be the sickest. CSIRO Chief Sickness Economist and report lead author Matty Strut said GUTARAP 2019 was an essential annual benchmark to guide strategic decision making, given tours...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Conservative media commentators and furious photos of dirtbikes and jet-skis are still outraged today, after Rabbitohs player Cody Walker doesn't seem to be budging on his decision to not sing the national anthem at next week's State Of Origin match. The 29-year-old Indigenous star this week confirmed he will stay silent during the singing of Advance Australia Fair - stating...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local Australian-flag-meme has today completely changed his tune on what he believes to be a constitutional right to 'FREE SPECH'. Bruce Shayler, a retired springwater salesman from Betoota Heights says he's never apologised for any of his raw opinions, because as an Australian, he's entitled to think and say whatever he wants. In fact, for the last two months,...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After new concerns were voiced by the CFMEU that the long-awaited Adani coal mine is going to be predominantly automated, The Morrison government has today scrambled to deliver the jobs that he had previously promised Queensland leading into the 2019 Federal Election. The state secretary for the union's construction and general division, Michael Ravbar, said Queensland risked “being taken...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After being forced to watch all of his duties as the Special Envoy to Indigenous Affairs being handed over to that flash Noongar MP Ken Wyatt, Uncle Tony Abbott is now scrambling for employment options outside of politics. The former Prime Minister had reportedly been toying with working as a hip hop video producer in remote Aboriginal communities, that's...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a week of social media pile-ones over questionable claims in his new memoir, Moby has issued a public apology to a random chick 'from the coast'. This comes as Moby faces backlash for also claiming he dated with Natalie Portman and Lana Del Rey, despite their claims that he's creepy and delusional. However, Moby's most recent conquest - a hot...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Malcolm Turnbull can relax this week, knowing that anything he does will no longer be considered sniping or wrecking by his former colleagues in the Liberal Party. This comes as Scott Morrison announces the safest cabinet in decades, after the safest election win in decades. Turnbull, who has done his very best to avoid making public statements since his ousting...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Betoota's famous Roma Hills nightlife precinct is always full of surprises. Whether its the fact that an upmarket Chinese dumpling restaurant could survive for five years despite being wedged between two strip clubs, or if it's the fact that the new ID Scanners haven't done anything to quell anti-social behaviour except sell all our personal information to multinational tech...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a world where young urban professionals are constantly redefining traditional institutions like marriage and parenthood, it is hard to know what a serious relationship looks like. In Betoota's corporate-bohemian French Quarter, the only people that are getting married are the gays who spent years fighting for that right. The urban hipsters and corporates appear to be choosing different...