Belle Gibson to be burned at the stake after successful witch-hunt
23 April, 2015. 12:46
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
AFTER LYING ABOUT having terminal brain cancer, mummy blogger Belle Gibson is set to be burned at the stake for her crimes against society.
Witch-hunting and ducking is permitted in the state of Victoria for serious crimes against humanity and treason.
The disgraced wellness writer admitted she deceived her followers, friends and family about...
HELL ON HIGH WATER: Tales of Horror Emerge From Carnival Spirit
22 April, 2015. 13:20
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
TALES OF HORROR are emerging from the Carnival Spirit after the cruise ship was finally able to dock this morning in Sydney Harbour.
The clean up has begun aboard the 292-metre vessel and already stories of the onboard conditions have shocking people around the country.
The Maltese-registered ocean-liner, carrying 2500 passengers and 1500...
Hillary Clinton Prepares For Oval Office By Browsing Through List Of Male Interns
21 April, 2015. 16:35
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | [email protected]
Hillary Clinton's announcement that she will enter the 2016 race for the White House came in a two-minute video released in a social media blitz, in which she told the US public she wanted to be their "champion".
As well as stating "this is my time" - Hillary pointed out she will be...
PETA Exposes Australian Wool Industry’s Controversial “Lamb-Clubbing” Practices
17 April, 2015. 14:35
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | [email protected]
Not even two weeks after the most recent accusations of propaganda, the People For The Ethical Treatment Of Animals (PETA) are in the headlines again.
This time they are campaigning against what they call "A sickening tradition of inhumanity" in the Australian Outback. Lamb-Clubbing.
PETA spokesperson, Suja Bleedinhart, has stated that Australian farmers need...
Spotify Reveals What Music Australia’s Highest And Lowest Achieving Students Listen To
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-Large | Contact
AN INDEPENDENT study conducted by Spotify and the Australian Bureau of Statistics (ABS) has revealed what Australia's highest and lowest achieving students listen to - with interesting results.
The study was part of a national snapshot conducted by the ABS into the study habits of high-schoolers.
Bands with the most respondents are plotted on the graph,...
Dubbo’s Western Plains Zoo Under Threat From “Hunting-Mad” Chinese Billionaire
16 April, 2015. 17:55
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A CONTROVERSIAL CHINESE billionaire has set his sights on Dubbo's Taronga Western Plains Zoo this week, after placing a $A125M offer on the iconic landmark.
Known for his love of hunting big game, Guangzhou textile magnate Bei Ting Gui has spent much of his fortune acquiring parcels of land around the world.
It's not...
Property boom forces nation’s hipsters to relocate to final frontier of Australian culture, Brisbane
11 April, 2015. 13:30
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
ONE NEWTOWN resident knew it was time to go when more local garages were being used to keep cars in than foster the local music scene.
"I agree wholeheartedly in gentrification, I just don't understand why they had to come to my neighbourhood," said Banjo Clementé.
In 2012, the annual combined household...
As Australia mourns, Nine vows to immortalize Benaud as a hologram commentator
“He’s usually a good puller but he couldn’t get it up that time.” - Richie Benaud
10 April, 2015. 11:50
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports Journalist | Contact
A wave of sadness and reflection sweeps across the nation as Australia farewells it’s favourite son, father, coach and grandfather.
While it seems most high-profile Australian sports identities are remembered as God-like, Richie actually was.
The former Australian test captain...
AFP Release Sydney “Hipster” From Prison After Mistaking Him For Terrorist
9 April, 2015. 15:35
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | [email protected]
After being held for six days without charge a Newtown man has been released in what amounted to a case of mistaken identity.
The 25 year old Newtown barista, who cannot be named by order of the court, received a public apology from the Australian Federal Police (AFP) yesterday over being mistaken for...
Aussie Kickstarter Project Offers To Bury Incriminating Evidence In The Desert
Disclaimer: This is NOT satire
A GRASSROOTS AUSTRALIAN NEWS and media production company have today unveiled a controversial crowd-funding campaign to raise money for the production of an upcoming Outback web series.
The "rewards" they have offered to supporters are sure to spark interest. Particularly with the authorities.
Have a look at the Kickstarter campaign below to see some of the shady donation prizes, which...
