Gen X Colleague Explains To New Junior That Light Ice Is Like Heaps Normal But For Grown Ups
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It's Friday drinks down at a Betoota Heights printing supply business and for one
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Bloke Returning From Lord Howe Genuinely Shocked To Realise It's Actually Worth It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has spoken of his skepticism this morning as he recounted the weeks and
PM Able To Enjoy A Night At The Tennis Now There's No Opposition Anymore
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has been able to enjoy a rare night off at the Australia Open
Trump Threatens Iran With 'Major Distraction' From State-Sponsored Murder Of Americans; Being A Nonce
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact US President Donald Trump has threatened Iran with what aides are describing as a "major
Failed Perth Bomb Attack To Be Recast As Mental Health Conversation We All Need To Have
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A failed bomb attack in the Perth's CBD is set to be reinterpreted this
"Et Tu, ALDI ScoMo?" Asks Sussan
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There is a lot of movement inside the federal Coalition at the moment, but very little
"Pint Or Schooner?" Asks Bartender Who Doesn't Understand That It's 5:30PM On A Friday Before A Long Weekend So There's Only Really One Answer To That Question
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A seemingly routine end-of-week beer in Betoota’s French Quarter was briefly derailed this afternoon when
Person Who Hasn't Yet Had Their Brain Transformed Into A Soiled Dish Sponge By These Egregious Social Media Algorithms Probably Just Going To Try And Be Productive Today While Acknowledging Things Can And Should Be Better Than They Are
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man who woke up this morning without immediately reaching for his phone and mainlining
Defence Minister Richard Marles Wonders If Trusting US With Half A Trillion Taxpayer Dollars Might Be A Bit Irresponsible Now Trump's Clearly Affected By Frontal Lobe Dementia
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Defence Minister Richard Marles is understood to be experiencing what sources described as a "late
Angus Taylor Apologises For Going Missing Over Summer After Getting Into League Of Legends
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There has been much conjecture this week as to the whereabouts of Shadow Defence Minister Angus
"Do I Love Australia? Fucken Oath, But I WILL NOT Be Ironing The Creases Out Of My Bangladeshi-Made Australian Flag Cape"
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local gentleman has today shared that while his love for this country runs deeper than
Generous Gun Buyback Has Local Cooker Digging Up His Illegal Firearms And Handing Them In
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A generous new gun buyback scheme will take effect this week, prompting at least one local
"What Is This Shit?" Asks Parent Watching Inferior Animated Reboot Of Classic Kids Show
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A confused local parent has demanded answers this morning after being subjected to a modern animated