"How's That Feel?" Says The Third Schooner
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It's a springtime Friday arvo in a sunny beer garden and the third schooner
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Drunk Man Receives Unabridged History Of Pakistan After Asking Uber Driver His Thoughts On Imran Khan
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A drunk man with a surface level knowledge of Pakistan's history has just received
4Corners Reveals Democracy Now So Compromised That Lobbyists No Longer Need To Operate In The Shadows
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A recent Four Corners investigation has revealed that we have finally reached the point where political
Anyone Wearing These Pervert Glasses Needs A Hiding, Says Mainstream Australian Society
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A new boom in 'Smart glasses' and other discreet recording devices has caused extreme
Suburban Mega Pub Has Definitely Never Served A Beer To Anyone As Hot As The AI Chick In The Flyer
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With a playground for the sugar-high kids and 800 exciting poker machines, The Elephant'
Farewell Dolly - An Icon For Rural Communities, Feminists, Rednecks, Gays, The Poor And The Glitzy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Dolly Parton, the American country music singer who rose from rural poverty in post-war Tennessee
Sydney Swans Cautiously Decide Against Launching Into An Out-Of-Control Bender At An Extremely Indiscreet Venue In The Centre Of A Major City To Celebrate Round 24 Victory Over Mighty North Melbourne
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Sydney Swans have secured their second place on the AFL ladder this week, as the
Moderate Liberal Unveils Economic Policy That Somehow Makes Full Blown Racism Look Like A Better Election Strategy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The one bloke left in the Liberal Party that is meant to have his head screwed
Sturt's Desert Pea Loyalists Outraged As Flannel Flower Voted Australia's Favourite Wildflower
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT STOLEN ELECTION! Politicians and community leaders say that social cohesion is directly under threat, after a
Australia's Top 5 Most Committed Protesters That Have Been Rallying Outside Town Hall For Decades
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The Harbour City is growing up! This comes as designs for a new public square opposite
Mushroom Murderer Appeals Sentence Just As Local Man Was Keen To Give Beef Wellington Another Whirl
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Like the rest of Australia, local Betoota man Craig Gorman (60) had waited an appropriate amount
Sporting World Shocked To It's Core As New Breaks That This Silly Bugger Might've Had A Bump In Majorca
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The entire planet's sports media ecosystem is at a standstill today. The unthinkable has
Victorian Premier Rocks A North Face Jacket As He Orders Every Bird In Melbourne To Be Caged For 300 Days
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the bitter winter climate continues to depress, Victorians could not be more primed to once