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Microsoft founder and vaccine proponent Bill Gates put on a brave face last night at the Australian Open as No Jab Novak stormed home to claim his 10th Australian Open title.

The Serbian is now level with Rafa Nadal on 22 Grand Slam titles, setting up a showdown on the Spaniard’s home at Roland Garlos later this year.

However, due to his stance on vaccine science and cursed operating systems that don’t fucking work properly, Bill Gates admitted to our reporter this morning that he is more than disappointed.

It comes after Gates was heard muttering “this is some fucken bullshit” at the conclusion of championship point last night by other spectators in his box.

“Well yeah, it doesn’t reflect well,” he said.

“This is a guy who should be laid up in bed with long COVID. In some respects, he should be dead after he caught the thing with no protection. Yeah, it was tough to sit through,”

“I think last year, the response by the authorities here was right and probably should’ve been repeated. I mean, it’s such a bad look for, yeah, look. I’ll leave it at that.”

The Advocate reached out to Tennis Australia for comment but have yet to receive a reply.

More to come.


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