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A report commissioned by the nation’s peak cricketing body, Cricket Australia, has found that headstrong Test opener David Warner knew that South African player Quinton de Kok was a massive fuckwit long before the events of this week took place.

Earlier this week, De Kok refused to take a knee for the Black Lives Matter movement after the South African Cricket Board instructed all players to do so.

Despite being a small gesture to show support for a global civil rights movement, De Kok said he did not believe in the act of taking a knee, telling reporters that he found it ‘tokenistic’ and that he ‘likes to show his support for the movement in other ways’.

However, his decision has caused worldwide condemnation, especially considering the extremely depraved racial history of South Africa.

But some years ago, David Warner made the suggestion that perhaps Quinton is a massive fuckwit and needs to have a few crisp ones put on his face because he’s got a big fucken mouth and likes to run it and that for a smart cunt like him he’s got a lot of fucken teeth and if he was to say those things oh I dunno like out the front of the Coogee Bay Hotel then maybe he would’ve learnt his fucken lesson by now like nothing like getting humbled in the park and just being switched off at the wall and having the bloke’s missus scream as she watches her smart cunt boyfriend have a seizure face down in the grass after getting the piss punched out of his smart fucken face.

Those sentiments were echoed by Cricket Australia, who told The Advocate today that they probably should’ve just let that whole bit of shit between Warner and de Kok go through to the keeper.

“Yeah, turns out Warner knew all along,” said the CA statement.

“And for that, we express regret. We aren’t apologising, CA doesn’t apologise for anything.”

More to come.

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