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Heading to a party in the French Quarter this evening Sara Milad, a 22-year-old legal graduate decided to make a spontaneous purchase of a notorious alcopop.

The generally composed young woman exited the bottle shop in The Quarter Mall with 3 4packs of Double Blacks today.

Its pretty well known around the nation that people often only drink Double Blacks for one reason.

To get substantially intoxicated, potentially inebriated, usually at a house party.

Double Blacks contain 1.9 standard drinks per can and are popular amongst female teenagers for their high alcohol content.

You won’t see many people quaintly sipping a double black while enjoying a nice meal for example.

“Why not, I’m gonna have a good night” she laughed pushing aside her better judgement, and understanding that drinking double blacks almost always ends in incapacitation.

She told The Advocate that she just had a moment of nostalgia, when standing in front of the fridge and went with it.

Milad acknowledged that she will most likely be reliving her youth tonight, hugging the porcelain at the house party, or later that night at home, after the double blacks get the best of her one more time.

“I just get so excited sometimes. And if I am drinking the old Smirnoff Ices, it probably could be a very dangerous mix.”

“I wonder if my dad will come and pick me up before midnight and mum will hold my hair back while I disseminate the contents of my stomach into the toilet like the good old times?”

More to come

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