Kevin Rudd Pays Tribute To His Love Of Rugby League With New ‘Queenslander’ Tattoo

Kevin Rudd Pays Tribute To His Love Of Rugby League With New ‘Queenslander’ Tattoo

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Experts confirm that former Prime Minister Kevin Rudd might be looking for work again, as he begins jumping at any media opportunity possible – and warming back into his role as the overly-blokey nerd we remember from ten years ago. On last night’s 7:30 report, Kevin Rudd revealed that Malcolm Turnbull’s difficult […]

Local Dad wondering where he went wrong after walking in on son watching SuperBowl

"Now I know how my Dad felt when I said I wanted to marry a Catholic girl," he said. "It's hard being a Dad."

Local Dad wondering where he went wrong after walking in on son watching SuperBowl

6 February, 2016. 11:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Michael Pascoe thought he raised his boy on a healthy diet Broncos, Brown Snake and Bitter. On his 12th birthday last year, he even let him sink a gold tin over lunch. Always curious about his father’s obsession with Pall Malls, the 54-year-old even let […]

Bloke compares Superbowl to parent’s divorce: “I don’t know which side to choose.”

Bloke compares Superbowl to parent’s divorce: “I don’t know which side to choose.”

6 February, 2016. 11:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Confused, scared and riddled with nerves. Douglas MacIntyre isn’t a seven-year-old boy anymore – watching his parent’s marriage collapse right before his eyes – he’s a 28-year-old successful term deposit specialist watching The SuperBowl with thirty of his closest, but equally loathed work colleagues. “I […]

White House Press Sec Insists Trump Inauguration Had Bigger Crowd Than Auckland 9s

White House Press Sec Insists Trump Inauguration Had Bigger Crowd Than Auckland 9s

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT President Trump’s top spokesman has used today’s White House press briefing to berate the media — for accurately reporting the crowd size at Trump’s inauguration last fortnight. “I’ve said it before. I’ll say it again. This was the largest audience to ever witness an inauguration, period — both in person and […]

Australian Open ballkid discovered to be 35-year-old man

"We're as shocked as we were last night," he said.

Australian Open ballkid discovered to be 35-year-old man

30 January, 2016. 11:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Tennis Australia is in damage control this morning amid claims that a 35-year-old man was able to infiltrate the ‘ballkid’ program. Dennis Lindon, a disability pensioner from Caboolture, allegedly applied for the position of ballkid by using his nephew’s identity. Police have ruled out pressing charges […]

Ch7 Offers 1200 Redundancies To Cover Costs Of Camera Lenses Ruined By Autographs

"I think we might have to go heavy on the renovation and cooking shows this year"

Ch7 Offers 1200 Redundancies To Cover Costs Of Camera Lenses Ruined By Autographs

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Following the success of the 2017 Australian Open, Channel Seven has had to offer 1200 redundancies to remain afloat in the unforgiving Australian media landscape. Several upsets in the world tennis rankings has resulted in just a little too much post-match celebrations for Channel Seven’s budget. Controversial CEO Tim Worner […]

Shock as square leg umpire makes his own decision regarding tight run out

"Stunning and brave," said one onlooker.

Shock as square leg umpire makes his own decision regarding tight run out

22  January, 2016. 18:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A square leg umpire has broke protocol yesterday during a T20 match in East Betoota overnight by making his own mind up regarding a tight run out. Batsman Penny Tration was on 18 runs during last night’s mixed T20 clash between Betoota Workies and the […]

Report: New Tennis Balls Smell So Fucking Good

Report: New Tennis Balls Smell So Fucking Good

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by the Australian Institute Of Sport has found that even the most nonathletic Australians still find the smell of new tennis balls to be quite exciting. The study, which went for 18 months and cost the tax-payer up to $800,000 has found that the smell of […]

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