Sports

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Fox Sports studios have witnessed quite a hectic production meeting this morning, after being faced with another PR crisis. Producers of the show NRL360 have been forced to discuss a major reshuffle, after noted loud mouth Paul Kent decided to embarrass himself on the weekend. The 'journalist' and pundit who prides himself on attacking players for not...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the South Sydney Rabbitohs begin the 2024 NRL season with very little to celebrate, the club's enemies are relishing in their misfortune. Roosters fans, Penrith fans, and Manly fans are this week pulling themselves to the collapse of the 2023 ladder leaders, who have lost 4 out of their last 5 matches. However, the real Bunnies fans are nowhere...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The North Queensland Toyota Cowboys have unveiled their 2024 Defence Jersey, giving recognition to their region's brave sacrifices for freedom. This marks the first professional Australian sporting club to formally call for the release and return of the North Queensland Wikileaks founder, Julian Assange - 5 years after he was first incarcerated by the British government, and 12 years...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The makers of the wildly popular AFL23 game have today caused quite a stir online. Developers of the AFL simulation game have released images of new gameplay features, which will allow gamers to immerse themselves in the complete AFL experience. One of the developers explained to The Advocate that players will now be able to go on incredible...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The AFL is crisis this week, after light has been shone on a systemic programme of covering up positive drug tests that most young blokes thought was common knowledge. This come after explosive comments made in Federal Parliament last week, in which Independent Federal MP Andrew Wilkie alleged he had a signed statement from former Melbourne doctor Zeeshan Arain...

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Two men from opposite sides of the tracks that both claim the same footy team have finally crossed paths over the weekend at the Royal Easter Show - an iconic agricultural fair that takes place in Sydney Olympic Park, which is the official boundary between West and Inner-West. The 1999 merger between the Western Suburbs Magpies and the Balmain...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Just one year after the NRL competition was expanded to include a second Brisbane team, and the wear and tear is starting to show. Aside from including two more rounds per season over the pandemic period, the NRL has also added and an array of new exhibition matches, representative matches, and trial matches - in their efforts to get...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Queensland Premier Steven Miles is now realising very quickly that the Greens take-over of inner-Brisbane now means it will be nigh on impossible to build any decent public sporting facilities north of the Moorooka Mad Mile. This comes after the NIMBY anti-Olympics movement stamped their feet right through a local council election that nearly delivered a Greens mayor. While...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With a 32-0 thumping of the Gold Coast Titans at home, The Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs shone brightly like the sun off the skulls of their excited fans over the weekend. Round 3 of the NRL Premiership saw Multicultural Round come to the most multicultural home-ground in the entire competition, with every single variation of Eastern Mediterranean Australian and a handful...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Penrith Panthers are under fire this morning, after allegations that the three-time NRL champions made a coordinated effort to ruin the good looks of the only handsome bloke in the game. Brisbane Broncos heart-throb Reece Walsh has suffered a facial fracture in a nasty bump with Taylan May last night, a collision that has left him with stitches...