Brisbane’s German Community Recognised As Valued Supporters Of Test Cricket

Brisbane’s German Community Recognised As Valued Supporters Of Test Cricket

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite the fact that their home country is not recognised as major supporter of cricket, Brisbane’s proud German-Australian have been officially recognised as some of the biggest contributors to the success of international test matches. In an official pre-Ashes ceremony at the Gabba this afternoon, the board members and staff from the Brisbane […]

White Guy Tells Maori Coworker That He Saw Footage Of The Haka And Golly It Was Powerful

White Guy Tells Maori Coworker That He Saw Footage Of The Haka And Golly It Was Powerful

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bloke of Maori background is being forced to listen to his white Australian coworker’s review of his home country’s traditional war cry before their unsuccessful world cup match against Fiji over the weekend. “Man, that haka was so good” says Darryl, a undeservedly confident goofball from accounts. “Were you watching Jamie?” he […]

Usman Khawaja Pressured To Retire Prematurely In Order To Diversify Channel 9 Commentary

Usman Khawaja Pressured To Retire Prematurely In Order To Diversify Channel 9 Commentary

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Following the news that Channel 9 are under fire for their lack on non-white non-males on their 2017/18 cricket commentary team, there has been considerable pressure applied to Pakistan-born Australian first-class cricketer Usman Khawaja to retire so that he can add a bit of pepper to the the bench of knowledge. The current line-up, that […]

Tongan World Cup Side Extend #RunItStraightChallenge To Chris Lilley

Tongan World Cup Side Extend #RunItStraightChallenge To Chris Lilley

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After just coming off the biggest win in their rugby league history, Ma’a Tonga have today extended an invitation to one of their nation’s greatest enemies, prominent blackface comedian Chris Lilley. Following a thrilling 28-22 win over New Zealand, the momentum behind the proud Island nation has seen their status as a middling […]

Local Gay Socceroos Supporter Literally Explodes

Local Gay Socceroos Supporter Literally Explodes

GREG BOWMAN | Ball Sports | Contact As if today couldn’t get any better for Dave Hatton, it just did. This morning, his love for his partner Michael was validated and accepted by the majority of his fellow Australians. Tonight, his second loves just qualified for the 2018 FIFA World Cup. Speaking to The Advocate moments […]

Women’s Test Cricket Makes Stunning Debut On Office Man’s Laptop Usually Used To Stream NBA or EPL

Women’s Test Cricket Makes Stunning Debut On Office Man’s Laptop Usually Used To Stream NBA or EPL

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Move over Andrew Bogut! There’s a new sport young Australian men are streaming to their laptops and tablets at work now. Zac Willis, a popular and marginally successful local agency art director, says he agrees with the notion that streaming sport to a device while at work is fine – as long as […]

Tedesco Apologises For Telling Wakeman That His Mum’s Cooking Is No Good

Tedesco Apologises For Telling Wakeman That His Mum’s Cooking Is No Good

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The in-house punch-ons between Italian rugby league stars Shannon Wakeman and James Tedesco is believed to be directly related to comments made about Shannon’s mother’s cooking. Tedesco and the Huddersfield prop will front an Italian disciplinary hearing on Wednesday after being  involved in a fight at Pier Bar in Cairns following their 36-12 loss […]

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