CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As reported yesterday, another former-great Australian sport star has spun off the rails. Initially thought to be a legendary case of a party boy carrying on a bit too much, we have since learnt that it is more of a sad case of a broken man with mental health issues […]
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Experts confirm that former Prime Minister Kevin Rudd might be looking for work again, as he begins jumping at any media opportunity possible – and warming back into his role as the overly-blokey nerd we remember from ten years ago. On last night’s 7:30 report, Kevin Rudd revealed that Malcolm Turnbull’s difficult […]
"Now I know how my Dad felt when I said I wanted to marry a Catholic girl," he said. "It's hard being a Dad."
6 February, 2016. 11:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Michael Pascoe thought he raised his boy on a healthy diet Broncos, Brown Snake and Bitter. On his 12th birthday last year, he even let him sink a gold tin over lunch. Always curious about his father’s obsession with Pall Malls, the 54-year-old even let […]
6 February, 2016. 11:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Confused, scared and riddled with nerves. Douglas MacIntyre isn’t a seven-year-old boy anymore – watching his parent’s marriage collapse right before his eyes – he’s a 28-year-old successful term deposit specialist watching The SuperBowl with thirty of his closest, but equally loathed work colleagues. “I […]
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT President Trump’s top spokesman has used today’s White House press briefing to berate the media — for accurately reporting the crowd size at Trump’s inauguration last fortnight. “I’ve said it before. I’ll say it again. This was the largest audience to ever witness an inauguration, period — both in person and […]
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The long-standing racial divide between Aboriginal Australia and the Non-Indigenous has come down to a majority decision at the Adelaide Oval, as two of the ringside judges scored it as a very close fight – one a 94-94 draw, and another a 96-94 win to Danny Green. A fight that could have […]
"We're as shocked as we were last night," he said.
30 January, 2016. 11:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Tennis Australia is in damage control this morning amid claims that a 35-year-old man was able to infiltrate the ‘ballkid’ program. Dennis Lindon, a disability pensioner from Caboolture, allegedly applied for the position of ballkid by using his nephew’s identity. Police have ruled out pressing charges […]
"I think we might have to go heavy on the renovation and cooking shows this year"
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Following the success of the 2017 Australian Open, Channel Seven has had to offer 1200 redundancies to remain afloat in the unforgiving Australian media landscape. Several upsets in the world tennis rankings has resulted in just a little too much post-match celebrations for Channel Seven’s budget. Controversial CEO Tim Worner […]
"Stunning and brave," said one onlooker.
22 January, 2016. 18:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A square leg umpire has broke protocol yesterday during a T20 match in East Betoota overnight by making his own mind up regarding a tight run out. Batsman Penny Tration was on 18 runs during last night’s mixed T20 clash between Betoota Workies and the […]
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by the Australian Institute Of Sport has found that even the most nonathletic Australians still find the smell of new tennis balls to be quite exciting. The study, which went for 18 months and cost the tax-payer up to $800,000 has found that the smell of […]