Man Who Hasn’t Watched Soccer In 4 Years Unimpressed By Tunisian Right Back’s Performance Last Night

Man Who Hasn’t Watched Soccer In 4 Years Unimpressed By Tunisian Right Back’s Performance Last Night

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local Betoota man who hasn’t watched a game of soccer in 4 years was incredibly unimpressed with the shift put in by the Tunisian right back Yassine Meriah in last night’s Group G match between England and Tunisia. Michael Potts, a 37 year old accountant from West Betoota, has reportedly never had […]

European Nation Of 70 Million Beat Australia At Our Fourth Most Popular Sport By 1 Point

European Nation Of 70 Million Beat Australia At Our Fourth Most Popular Sport By 1 Point

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s first dance in the 2018 FIFA World Cup has seen us controversially go down to a country that probably has equivalent to our entire populations as registered soccer players. The Socceroos had an almighty crack against the renowned soccer nation France last night, but ultimately fell short at the death in a 2-1 […]

Blues Fans Celebrate Win By Staying Out Until 10pm In The Pissing Rain

Blues Fans Celebrate Win By Staying Out Until 10pm In The Pissing Rain

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Residents of city of Sydney rejoiced last night after NSW’s win over Queensland, briefly letting their celebrations reach over 100 decibels before the venues ejected their residents statewide. This comes after the renewed and charged up Blues side took a lead in the first of the three game series with an impressive 22-12 win […]

Cameron Smith Offers To Come Out Of Retirement To Referee Game II

Cameron Smith Offers To Come Out Of Retirement To Referee Game II

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In sensational Rugby League news, The Betoota Advocate can reveal that Cameron Smith has offered to come out of retirement for State of Origin 2. Speaking exclusively to us this morning, Smith said that he has thought long and hard about the decision, but feels like he needs to return to the fold […]

Ray Warren Elegantly Dances Through Pronounciation Of Trbojevic

Ray Warren Elegantly Dances Through Pronounciation Of Trbojevic

As Queensland looks to be wheeling New South Wales to a humble loss, it appears commentators are once again not flinching at the ethnic last names of the rising stars. NSW started as  strong favourites to kick off State of Origin’s new era with a win. Queensland are missing Cameron Smith, Johnathan Thurston, Cooper Cronk […]

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