POLL: How Fucked Up Would AFL Fans Get At A Bush Rugby League Match

POLL: How Fucked Up Would AFL Fans Get At A Bush Rugby League Match

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Following the news that police are investigating the latest racial abuse scandal to hit the AFL with the hunt on to identify a man at Saturday’s Western Bulldogs vs Brisbane clash, rugby league fans of all colours around the country are puzzled as to how they are able to keep pulling […]

NRL moment of silence lasts record 9 seconds before ‘Dogggiees’ chant

NRL moment of silence lasts record 9 seconds before ‘Dogggiees’ chant

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Top NRL officials have today lauded fans at the Bulldogs v Wests Tigers ANZAC Day clash after a record breaking 9 second moment of silence. Initially meant to be a ‘minute’s silence’ – the NRL has in recent years repackaged the commemoration tradition into a non-specific ‘moment of silence’ […]

Die Hard Blues Fan At Work Begins First Phase Of State Of Origin Optimism

Die Hard Blues Fan At Work Begins First Phase Of State Of Origin Optimism

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Local blues die-hard Josh Sullivan has already begun explaining to coworkers why New South Wales is a real shot of winning State of Origin this year. Work colleague Ash Barton said that Sullivan, 29, usually starts to murmur about Origin around this time of year, before reaching fever pitch the week […]

Modern Family’s Eric Stonestreet signs on to play Bill Pulver in Nine’s planned miniseries of Super Rugby debacle

Modern Family’s Eric Stonestreet signs on to play Bill Pulver in Nine’s planned miniseries of Super Rugby debacle

18 April, 2017. 17:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Nine Network is in talks with Australian Rugby Union [ARU] to bring the latest Super Rugby disaster to the small screen, with Hollywood television heavyweight Eric Stonestreet agreeing to portray besieged boss Bill Pulver. Due to make its TV debut mid-way through next year as the […]

Inside the ARU’s controversial plan to segregate change rooms between public and privately educated players

Inside the ARU’s controversial plan to segregate change rooms between public and privately educated players

16 April, 2017. 17:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Commentators feel Australian Rugby Union has been gripped by a feeling of nostalgia, for when the nation was a relative powerhouse, as they announced earlier this week that they were planning to reintroduce a number of controversial policies from yesteryear in an effort to rebuild the […]

Broncos Praised For Refusing To Acknowledge Good Friday’s Weird No Schooner Laws

Broncos Praised For Refusing To Acknowledge Good Friday’s Weird No Schooner Laws

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The religion of rugby league appears to have finally overtaken Christianity in the River City this week, ahead of the Brisbane Broncos local derby against the Gold Coast Titans on Good Friday. The Brisbane NRL franchise has refused to acknowledge the archaic judeo-christian-inspired Australian laws that prevent schooners on the first […]

Privately-educated-upper-middle-class man unable to identify problem with Australian rugby union

"The game needs to be more approachable," he said, from the helm of his 34ft ketch. "That responsibility lies with the boarding schools."

Privately-educated-upper-middle-class man unable to identify problem with Australian rugby union

10 April, 2017. 12:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Commodore of the Betoota Sailing Club has revealed to friends this afternoon that he’s not sure what’s wrong with Australian rugby union, but it might have something to do with the ‘grassroots’ level. From the gunnel of his jibing 34ft ketch, Vred Lesbisk, Commodore Walter Crowlow explained […]

Local Ref’s Eyes Are Actually Painted On

Local Ref’s Eyes Are Actually Painted On

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local footy referee, Jock Smith (35) has somehow managed to adjudicate an entire reserve grade rugby league match using painted on eyes. The Bedourie-based insolvency agent was criticized by supporters from both clubs when his lack of real eyesight became apparent – with hostility arising from a shocking error that saw him […]

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