Essendon Bombers To Compete As ‘Footballers Of Essendon’ Following ASADA Doping Scandal

Essendon Bombers To Compete As ‘Footballers Of Essendon’ Following ASADA Doping Scandal

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The fallout from the ASADA doping scandal is continuing to decimate the AFL as Essendon Football Club faces further sanctions and punishment for their part in the controversy. This morning local time, Gillon McLachlan, the CEO of the Australian Football League, made the announcement that the Essendon Bomber will not be competing in this […]

Haha Is This Shit Still On?

Haha Is This Shit Still On?

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Recent reports by people changing channels aimlessly before dinnertime has found that the Winter Olympics is still, what the fuck? A whole week after all the punchlines and snowboarding has wrapped up, apparently there are still heats for like cross country skiing and weird ass events involving guns. Haha. A heap of […]

Nation’s Linen Shirts Already Hung Up And Ironed Ahead Of Super Rugby Kick Off This Weekend

Nation’s Linen Shirts Already Hung Up And Ironed Ahead Of Super Rugby Kick Off This Weekend

Alumni of the country’s elite private schools are already prepared for the beginning of the Super Rugby competition this weekend, it has been confirmed. The international rugby competition, which is closely followed by Australia’s elite financial and legal sectors, kicks off across Australia and New Zealand on Friday much to the delight of Australia’s upper […]

Melbourne Media Too Caught Up On Hannah Mouncey To Meet Quota On African Gang Stories

Melbourne Media Too Caught Up On Hannah Mouncey To Meet Quota On African Gang Stories

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Following the news that a transgender woman has been cleared to play in state and territory women’s leagues in 2018, Melbourne’s reactionary print media is unable to allocate enough attention to the second biggest social issue in Victoria, African gangs. The news that Hannah Mouncey will be allowed to play football at an […]

Inner-City Academic Gasps As His Beloved Theatre Overtakes NRL For Sexual Misconduct

Inner-City Academic Gasps As His Beloved Theatre Overtakes NRL For Sexual Misconduct

 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A prominent regular on the inner-Sydney and Melbourne art gallery circuit has been left rattled today, after learning that Australia’s stage and theatre community has a much deeper and disturbing culture of sexual harassment and misconduct than all the football codes combined. 56-year-old Geoffrey Mclushlan was one of the first members of his […]

“We Don’t Want Your Fucking App, Stop Bringing It Up” Nation Tells Channel Seven

“We Don’t Want Your Fucking App, Stop Bringing It Up” Nation Tells Channel Seven

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The remaining viewers of free-to-air Australian television have made it clear to Channel 7 that they are not interested in downloading their ad-riddled Winter Olympics app, in a statement delivered across the nation’s households over the weekend. The app, which is being promoted in non-stop advertisements on the television broadcast of the […]

Robelinda2 Receives Order Of Australia For Contribution To Cricket Highlight Videos

Robelinda2 Receives Order Of Australia For Contribution To Cricket Highlight Videos

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Prominent Australian youtuber Robelinda2 has this week been awarded the Order of Australia title in this year’s Australia Day honours list. Robelinda2 was listed among this year’s Officer of the Order (AO) honour roll in the general division, for “distinguished service to providing Australians access to long forgotten cricket highlights, including really niche […]

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