Shock as square leg umpire makes his own decision regarding tight run out

"Stunning and brave," said one onlooker.

Shock as square leg umpire makes his own decision regarding tight run out

22  January, 2016. 18:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A square leg umpire has broke protocol yesterday during a T20 match in East Betoota overnight by making his own mind up regarding a tight run out. Batsman Penny Tration was on 18 runs during last night’s mixed T20 clash between Betoota Workies and the […]

Report: New Tennis Balls Smell So Fucking Good

Report: New Tennis Balls Smell So Fucking Good

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by the Australian Institute Of Sport has found that even the most nonathletic Australians still find the smell of new tennis balls to be quite exciting. The study, which went for 18 months and cost the tax-payer up to $800,000 has found that the smell of […]

Malcolm Turnbull asks staffer why they film cricket in night vision these days

"But it's daytime?" he said. "Why do they need night vision during sunlight hours?"

Malcolm Turnbull asks staffer why they film cricket in night vision these days

19 January, 2016. 18:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After being ridiculed and mocked for his lack of sporting knowledge, the prime minister has taken a course of action against that flaw in his Australian character by forcing himself to watch cricket and tennis each night. However, speaking to The Advocate earlier today, one […]

Big Bash consider letting bowlers tamper the ball to level the playing field

"At the moment, we're basically there to give the batsmen something to hit," he said. "That's not cricket."

Big Bash consider letting bowlers tamper the ball to level the playing field

18 January, 2016. 11:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As a number of rule modifications were introduced to aid the batsman in T20, the shortest form of the game, bowlers in the Big Bash League have started asking for a number of modifications themselves. At the moment, the rules favour batsmen heavily and punish […]

Lack Of NRL Scandals Pretty Weird For This Time Of The Year, Confirms CEO

"I'm surprised we haven't had a few house visits. It's still technically the silly season in most parts of Australia."

Lack Of NRL Scandals Pretty Weird For This Time Of The Year, Confirms CEO

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After three consecutive weeks of no drug, alcohol or violence-related misdemeanours in the National Rugby League, CEO Todd Greenberg says it’s almost felt the players weren’t aware that the exhibition rounds begin in less than two weeks. “It’s been over a fortnight since Sandow was punching on up in Cherbourg” he […]

Local Man Really Wants To Get Behind Kyrgios But It Hasn’t Been Fucking Easy

"Lleyton won me over in the in. But it was a tough slog"

Local Man Really Wants To Get Behind Kyrgios But It Hasn’t Been Fucking Easy

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Following the news that Australian tennis star Kyrgios has today faced the media – after beating Rafa Nadal – wearing a t-shirt that said “F*** Donald Trump“ – one local punter reckons he can finally get behind the controversial 21-year-old. “I say good on him” says Josh Clapp (35) from the couch of his living […]

Muslim Man Dabs After Massacring 11 Pakistanis On Live Television

Muslim Man Dabs After Massacring 11 Pakistanis On Live Television

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Muslim-Australian man has massacred eleven high-profile Pakistanis in the centre of Sydney, it has been confirmed. The man, an Australian citizen who was also born in Pakistan, took up to three hours slowly murdering the victims with the help of several other non-Muslims. The entire ordeal was broadcast live on Channel Nine. […]

Matt Renshaw reveals his maiden Test century celebrations were dampened by Sydney’s LockOut™ laws

"Mate, there's more going on at 3am in Bulimba's Oxford Street than this one in Darlo," he said. "This place sucks."

Matt Renshaw reveals his maiden Test century celebrations were dampened by Sydney’s LockOut™ laws

5 January, 2017. 15:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After scoring the first of many hundreds to come, opening Test batsman Matt Renshaw explained to The Advocate this afternoon that his celebrations last night were cut short because of Sydney’s LockOut™ laws. Rolling out of an Oxford Street establishment at closing time, the 20-year-old […]

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