WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
After a huge run of fibs, the nation’s Prime Minister has today rounded out his working week in style.
After publically claiming that he’s never told a lie in public office, the man who has been caught out lying on numerous occasions has told one last porkie to cap off his Friday.
Despite absolutely no one asking what his plans were for the evening or weekend, the nation’s Head of Marketing decided to make a bold statement about ‘getting the sauce on.’
“Yeah, I’m just going to the pub with a heap of mates to sink a few bloody ah cold ones,” laughed Scotty from Marketing this afternoon.
“Nothing better than a beer crisper than a Sharkies backline move, amirite felllasssssssssss,” he continued to visible cringes from the few reporters who had bothered to turn up for the latest lie.
“The bloody missus wanted to go out for dinner, but I told her I had to stay late at work, and then I might go to the pub after.”
“After a dozen beers and a couple slips on the pooches”
“You know me, can’t help but have a flutter after a few brewskis with the boys haha”
“Few Colonel Frofingtons with my Brosef Stalins hahaha”
“Stalin was actually a satanic figure though, just to be clear about that”
“But, yes, I am going to the pub to drink heaps of beer with my mates who are heaps funny and have great chat and it’s going to be a fantastic Friday arvo session”
