Report: It’s Never Coming Home
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Never ever. Hahahaha. After 60 long years of carry on, the English have once again proven
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Unis Give Up On Sustainable Educational Model After Hearing International Students Will Return
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The nation’s tertiary education sector has today breathed a huge sigh of relief. Their cause
“Now That’s Just Dangerous” Laughs Perrottet When Asked If He’d Ever Allow Live Music Past 9pm
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s peak health body, The Australian Medical Association (AMA) says they are concerned that NSW
Barge-Arsed Sydney Yuppie With A Backyard And Heaps Of Cash Reckons Lockdown Was Easy As
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some cunt in a blue shirt who got in touch with The Advocate today
Tech Start-Up Coming Together As Another Guy With A Wealthy Dad Jumps On Board
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Another tech startup has been given its wings today as another guy with a wealthy dad
Local Truckie Starting To Get Excited Now That Christmas Is Only Three Sleeps Away
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local truckie, Bill Kirkpatrick is stoked that Christmas is only three, maybe four, sleeps away. “If
Bloke Who Has Flat Out Given Up On Life Is Seriously Considering Buying A Subaru Tribeca
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man who has yet to feel a genuine connection to anything
Sydney Picnic Descends Into Pick-Ons
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Just days until NSW begins to open back up, the youth of Sydney have finally mastered
NSW Nationals Continue Proud Tradition Of Electing Leader Based On Generous Use Of Hair Gel
KEITH T. DENNETT | Southern News | CONTACT In a ceremonial passing of the torch, departing Nationals leader John Barilaro has handed
Man Watching Squid Game Wishes It Was Real And The People Being Killed Were D-List Celebrities
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As the nation is currently in the Golden Age of low effort reality television,
2021 Lockdowns Result In Unfortunate Spike Of 30-Year-Olds Wearing Roller Skates On Instagram
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As New South Wales notches up 15 weeks in lockdown, and Victoria hits 320 days since
Federal Government Appoint 11-Year-Old Toothless Pug To Lead Commonwealth Corruption Commission
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT There’s some exciting news for fans of accountability and transparency today. The Federal Government has
PM: “The Ashes Are On, Please Send Your Thanks And Gratitude To My Office. Gifts Also Accepted.”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Ashes are on and the summer of Test cricket has been saved. Prime