Olympic Gymnast Team Scouts Logan Kid Doing Backys On Hazardous Non-Enclosed Trampoline
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The Australian gymnastic team has reportedly scouted a potential prodigy in the unassuming suburbs of Logan.
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PM Avoids Embarrassment Of Biden Forgetting His Name By Yelling “SCOTTY’S HERE!” Upon Arrival
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT While walking up the White House steps today, Scotty From Marketing has gone extra lengths to
Quade Cooper Restores Order To Universe
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After a tough couple of years for the world, order has finally been restored to the
“Why Didn’t What’s His Face Bring Barnaby? I Love That Guy,” Says Biden Walking Into State Dinner With That Fella
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact US President Joe Biden has expressed his disappointment this morning after walking into a State Dinner
Christian Porter Forces ABC Into Humiliating Backdown By Resigning To The Back Bench
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Former Prime Ministerial hopeful Christian Porter has chalked up another big win, it can be confirmed
Dreadlocked White Boy Playing Bongo Drums Outside Melbourne CFMEU Office Insists He’s A Tradie
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A dreadlocked Xavier Rudd-looking hippy currently banging out reggae ballads outside the CFMEU head office in
Bored Woman Planning To Make Some Croissants Visibly Shaken By The Cost Of Butter Sheets
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After being told to stay inside and away from a foreign super flu for what seems
Plane Taking Scotty To Washington DC For Photo Ops Makes Emergency Landing In Hawaii
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s fleeing Prime Minister has reportedly just had a big scare. Heading across the
Exhausted ICU Nurse Immediately Joins The CFMEU After Seeing Them Punch On With Anti-Vaxxers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT LIFELONG LOYALTY: Victoria has today recorded another 567 new community cases in greater Melbourne, bumping the
“Fuck Me Dead, There’s Lots Of French In Canberra,” Says Barnaby Copping Another Drive-By Spray
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Acting Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has been copping more drive-by abuse than normal, he says, which
Crumbed Steak On Pub Menu Identified As Key Difference Between ‘The Bush’ And ‘The Outback’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The National Farmers Federation has this week released the findings of a recent report into where
Acting PM Barnaby Chooses To Just Keep Hanging Up On The Irate French Man Who Keeps Calling The Office
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Acting Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has told The Advocate that he’s been getting phone
Report: What The Fuck Is Going On Here?
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a story that continues to get dodgier by the week, Christian Porter has resigned from