Report: It’s Never Coming Home
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Never ever. Hahahaha. After 60 long years of carry on, the English have once again proven
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NewsCorp Announces Government’s Future Climate Change Policy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The bits of paper that inner-city lefties use to clean their windows has
Completely Relatable And 100% Normal Bloke Posts Photo Of Himself Cooking A Curry On A Barbie
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Scotty from Marketing has struck again this week, letting the nation know that he’s the
Sydney’s Pub Regulars Resume Conversation From 4 Months Ago About The Bloody NRL Rule Changes
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In case you didn’t realise, because they didn’t complain nearly half as loudly as
Disillusioned Office Worker Entertains Depraved Thoughts Of Returning To That Carefree Hospo Life
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT After three years studying for a communications degree, local woman Eloise Fisher has finally landed her
Former Bad Boy Graffer Swallows His Pride And Agrees To Family Friendly Council Mural Gig
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A potential new era has begun in the life of graffiti artist/graffer Creagan Scott (tag
“I Can’t Wait For The Gyms To Re-open” Says Local Liar
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Sydney resident and certified fibber Neil Bilby (29) has been caught lying today by saying he
Grandpa Talking About Worm Farm Like He’s Managing A Top End Cattle Station
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local grandpa Paddy Grieg (79) is getting way into his biology right now as he runs
Crippling Introvert Spends Entire Morning Preparing For A Phone Call
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A crippling introvert has had their whole day ruined, after taking an entire morning to prepare
Source Of Girlfriend’s Giggling Revealed As New Inspired Unemployed Video Appears On Feed
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local girlfriend has raised eyebrows in her share house today, after curling up into a
Last Minute Mouthful Of Blue Cheese Deemed Adequate Stomach Lining For 3 Bottles Of Prosecco
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT After a long week of filing insurance claims, local girl Ali Grabham has officially declared that
Man Forgets South Australian Premier’s Name In A Sign That Things Are Returning To Normal
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local meat axe who was already four schooners deep by the time The
Victorian Libs Who Fought Mask Mandate Call For Dan To Be Locked Up For Forgetting To Wear One
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Victorian Premier Dan Andrews has gifted his opponents a nice win after acknowledging that he forgot