Olympic Gymnast Team Scouts Logan Kid Doing Backys On Hazardous Non-Enclosed Trampoline
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The Australian gymnastic team has reportedly scouted a potential prodigy in the unassuming suburbs of Logan.
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Hospo Worker Carefully Puts Feelers Out To See If New Employee Hates That Bitch Too
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A disgruntled hospo worker has today decided to test the waters with a new employee, for
Single Girls In Friendship Circle Complain About Their IBS And Gluten Intolerance Instead Of A Man
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A group of girls has decided to switch things up today, choosing to talk about their
“It’s The Next Generation Of Seltzer,” Says Mate After Discovering Japanese Alcohol Concoction
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man is carrying on today, it can be confirmed. Tom Mitchell has been convicted
Abundance of New 9/11 Docos Briefly Fill The Void Left By Wall To Wall Footy
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As we reach two decades since the 9/11 attacks, there is an abundance of new
“Yes, It Is All A Bit Like Groundhog Day Isn’t It Stacey?” Says Defeated Office Worker
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Things aren’t getting much better for at-home office worker Casey Sprigg (28) who as a
$90 Billion Nuclear Powered Subs To Bring Australia Out Of Lockdown In Time For Christmas
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Locked down Australians are getting ready to say a big hello to freedom as $90 billion
Liberals Wait A Good 3 Weeks Before Joining America In Another War We Will Also Likely Lose
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The prime minister, Scotty From Marketing, announced on Thursday morning that Australia would be paying $500
Recent Survey Of Australians Finds That David Campbell Would Be Pretty Good Fun On A Bender
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian TV and theatre star David Campbell would be pretty good fun at the back end
Sydney Girls Hit Centennial Park With A Picnic That Rivals The Terrace Bar At Bondi Icebergs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It’s currently 19 degrees and sunny in the Harbour City – and a bad day to
Local Fuckwit Buys Himself A Fuckwit Car
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of our town’s biggest fuckwits has gone out and bought himself a used fuckwit
George Christensen’s Ears Prick Up After Hearing That Queensland Has Legalised Youth In Asia
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Member for Manilla George Christensen has told reporters, albeit sheepishly, that his ears pricked up
China Panics After Learning They’ve Only Got 25 Years Until Australia Gets 8 New Submarines
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT According to Scotty From Marketing’s newest announcement aimed at drowning out the news that Christian