Super El Niño Poses Major Risk To Farmers, Wildlife, Any Politician Who Still Denies Climate Change
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT ENDANGERED SPECIES: As sea surface temperatures in the equatorial central‑eastern Pacific are expected to peak
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Nationals Say Coalition Hasn’t Been This Divided Since The Libs Banned Them From Rooting Staff
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Tensions continue to rise in Canberra this week, after Scotty From Marketing was told to wait
“No… No! NOOOO!!!” Screams Scotty As ACT Re-Opens Pubs Before He Gets An Answer On Net Zero
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT THOSE DRUNKEN TOOTHLESS HICKS!! Barnaby Joyce says his party won’t be “forced into a corner”
Barnaby Says Main Concern For His Party Is Protecting Jobs Of Regional Australians In Canberra
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Deputy Prime Minister of Australia has today revealed the reason behind the Nationals hesitation on
Scotty Demands Social Media Companies Leave Misinformation To The Deranged Boomers At NewsCorp
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has called out social media companies for allowing people to vilify
Barnaby Urges Crack Down On Social Media Misinformation, Like All The Shit His Colleagues Post
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The Deputy Prime Minister of Australia has decided to champion a new issue today, after it
“Freedom Was MY Idea!!!” Screams Scotty After Perrottet Steals His Thunder By Opening Pubs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scotty From Marketing has today yelled his way through a 30 minute press conference, after the
PM Guarantees Re-Election With Historically Successful Strategy Of Talking Shit About Queensland
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In what can only be described as another dummy spit from a man who is desperately
Bloke Who Spent $660m On Pre-Election Car Parks Argues Against Need For Corruption Watchdogs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing says the NSW anti-corruption watchdog that has forced the resignation
“Where The Hell Is Everyone?” Shouts Scotty In Empty ANZ Stadium
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The Prime Minister has been left in a state of confusion after showing up to watch
Hot Mess Gladys Blames Mercury Retrograde For Alleged Corruption That Led To Her Resignation
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Politicians from all parties, journalists, public figures and Prime Minister Scott Morrison have been quick to
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian Resigns: “It’s Gonna Be A Hot Girl Summer”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In yet another example of a New South Wales Premier having to step down from their
Turnbull Says He’s Losing Faith In The Leadership Of The Dumbest Men He’s Ever Had To Work With
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has this week revealed that he’s not exactly confident in