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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Sydney Roosters have won the 2026 NRL grand final by one point, in what was
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Scotty Just Holding On For Australia Day Debate To Overshadow RATs Mismanagement
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With Australia deciding they have heard just enough about an unvaxxed Serbian hotel room enthusiast who
Sky News Oddly Quiet About Latest Attempt To Mix Sport With Politics
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the Novak Djokovic debacle continues to unfold in Melbourne, it’s been revealed that Sky
“We’re Going To Have To Live With This Virus” Says PM, In Reference To George Christensen
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Bad news for Australians who tried to do the right thing in 2021 as Prime Minister
“Fuuckk!” Groans PM As Barnaby Joyce Publishes 3500-Word Column Calling For Assange’s Freedom
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In the newest hand grenade thrown directly into the Prime Minister’s lap by his rural
“I’m Back” – Tony Abbott Returns From Stint In Minor League Baseball For Another Run At Canberra
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A former Prime Minister has sent the news cycle into a meltdown this afternoon, after making
Former Premier At Centre Of ICAC Investigation Says Canberra Might Be Too Corrupt Even For Her
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former NSW premier Gladys Berejiklian has declined the Prime Minister’s offer to run in next
NSW Teachers Tell Premier Perrottet To Go And Sit In The Corner And Think About What He’s Done
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Hundreds of schools are closed in New South Wales today, as the state’s teachers remind
Scotty Pitches Federal Politics To Gladys: “Best Thing Is, There’s No ICAC Down Here Haha”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Prime Minister has publically doubled down in his efforts to recruit Gladys Berejiklian to Federal
PM Finishes Year On Low Note: “Merry Christmas To All, Except Anyone Who’s Ever Criticised Me”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a horror final sitting week in Parliament House, Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has been
Liberals Deny Talent Is Running Thin As Entire Cabinet Replaced By Nameless Morrison Lookalikes
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In the space of 24 hours, the Liberal Party has lost three of their most senior
Christian Porter MP Resigns From Federal Politics To Spend More Time With His Lawyers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a bizarre turn of events, one of the most malignant Fortunate Sons within the Morrison
Nation Holding Great Hope For Cultural Change After Liberal Senators Make Dog Noises At Jacqui
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The country has breathed a collective sigh of relief this morning after confirmation came through that