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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Sydney Roosters have won the 2026 NRL grand final by one point, in what was
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Desperate PM Ramps Up National Security Rhetoric By Calling Wallabies Coach A Kiwi Sleeper Cell
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT To the dismay of middle and upper-class dads around the nation, sports and politics have
China Admit The South Sydney Houso Flats Wasn’t The Best Place To Plant A Secret Political Agent
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Chinese Communist Party have today released a statement in which they admit to making the
“Only We Can Protect Australia From China” Says Government Who Can’t Even Protect Female Staff From Workplace Harassment
WE ARE SERIOUS ABOUT THIS THOUGH: Former PM Malcolm Turnbull has lashed out at his old colleagues for their desperate
Two Years Of Marketing Focus Groups Determine That It Was All Jenny’s Fault They Went To Hawaii
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After two whole years of intensive focus groups and market research aimed at softening the public
“Bro. It’s All Good. We Got You” Says Channel 9 Chairman And Former Liberal Treasurer Peter Costello
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the entire Federal Cabinet implodes due to Morrison’s relentless bridge-burning and factional disputes,
PM Asks His Advisors If The National Press Club Is Government Funded, And If So, Let’s Review That
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a fortnight of leaked text messages and an unprecedented grilling from the same media outlets
Pauline Whips Out The Burqa Again After Embarrassing Encounter With Wasp Nest
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a story that would have dominated the newscycle in simpler times, One Nation founder and
Central QLD Man Hospitalised After Accusing Local Labor Candidate Of Being In Bed With The Greens
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There have been reports of a rather noisy Quiet Australian being hospitalised in Central Queensland this
Scotty Announces New Cash Bonus For Aged Care Workers That Increases Every Time One Of Them Dies
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact With the election just around the corner, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has decided to put on
Facebook Hits Scotty With Targeted Ads For Waikiki Beach As Bushfire Warnings Appear In Newsfeed
EFFIE BATEMAN | LIFESTYLE | CONTACT In breaking news that nobody except 99% of the world’s scientists could have predicted, it
Government To Solve Supply Chain Issues By Creating 4-Month Backlog For Forklift Certifiers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scott Morrison has all but secured the warehouse and fruit markets vote today, by telling Australia’
PM Asks Toddler Playing With Toy Cash Register If She’d Be Up For A Few Shifts At Woolies
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Scotty from Marketing has today truly outdone himself by suggesting an incredible solution to the nation’