Super El Niño Poses Major Risk To Farmers, Wildlife, Any Politician Who Still Denies Climate Change
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT ENDANGERED SPECIES: As sea surface temperatures in the equatorial central‑eastern Pacific are expected to peak
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Pauline Whips Out The Burqa Again After Embarrassing Encounter With Wasp Nest
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a story that would have dominated the newscycle in simpler times, One Nation founder and
Central QLD Man Hospitalised After Accusing Local Labor Candidate Of Being In Bed With The Greens
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There have been reports of a rather noisy Quiet Australian being hospitalised in Central Queensland this
Scotty Announces New Cash Bonus For Aged Care Workers That Increases Every Time One Of Them Dies
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact With the election just around the corner, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has decided to put on
Facebook Hits Scotty With Targeted Ads For Waikiki Beach As Bushfire Warnings Appear In Newsfeed
EFFIE BATEMAN | LIFESTYLE | CONTACT In breaking news that nobody except 99% of the world’s scientists could have predicted, it
Government To Solve Supply Chain Issues By Creating 4-Month Backlog For Forklift Certifiers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scott Morrison has all but secured the warehouse and fruit markets vote today, by telling Australia’
PM Asks Toddler Playing With Toy Cash Register If She’d Be Up For A Few Shifts At Woolies
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Scotty from Marketing has today truly outdone himself by suggesting an incredible solution to the nation’
Scotty Just Holding On For Australia Day Debate To Overshadow RATs Mismanagement
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With Australia deciding they have heard just enough about an unvaxxed Serbian hotel room enthusiast who
Sky News Oddly Quiet About Latest Attempt To Mix Sport With Politics
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the Novak Djokovic debacle continues to unfold in Melbourne, it’s been revealed that Sky
“We’re Going To Have To Live With This Virus” Says PM, In Reference To George Christensen
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Bad news for Australians who tried to do the right thing in 2021 as Prime Minister
“Fuuckk!” Groans PM As Barnaby Joyce Publishes 3500-Word Column Calling For Assange’s Freedom
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In the newest hand grenade thrown directly into the Prime Minister’s lap by his rural
“I’m Back” – Tony Abbott Returns From Stint In Minor League Baseball For Another Run At Canberra
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A former Prime Minister has sent the news cycle into a meltdown this afternoon, after making
Former Premier At Centre Of ICAC Investigation Says Canberra Might Be Too Corrupt Even For Her
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former NSW premier Gladys Berejiklian has declined the Prime Minister’s offer to run in next