Hard Work Pays Off, Dreams Come True, Bad Times Don't Last, But Bad Guys Do
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Sydney Roosters have won the 2026 NRL grand final by one point, in what was
Politics
1402 articles
(Page 49)
Government Proposes Very Exciting And Not At All Worrying Plan To Make Voting More Difficult
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In some very exciting news out of Canberra this week, it seems the Morrison government are
Government That Spent 9 Years Gutting CSIRO Now Relying On Yet-To-Be-Invented Technology To Deliver Net Zero
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After 9 years of ridiculing scientists and hiding all research surrounding alarming climate change trends, the
Gina Rhinehart Forgets To Exit Through Secret Side Door After Nationals Net Zero Discussions
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After two weeks of slaving over the decision to turn their backs on the only political
PM: “We Blocked The Inquiry Because If The Public Knew The Truth, Our Heads Would Be On Pikes”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A cheerful Scott Morrison fronted the media this morning with the hopes of putting
Nats Unveil Net Zero Plan: “Okay. So We Won’t Touch Mining And Gas… But We Shoot Every Cow”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With less than a fortnight until he is scheduled to land in Glasgow to pretend he
PM Tells Everyone To Notify Him When They’ve Made The Tough Decisions So He Can Start Packing For Glasgow
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scotty From Marketing has reportedly asked one of his staffers to notify him when his coalition
Nationals Say Coalition Hasn’t Been This Divided Since The Libs Banned Them From Rooting Staff
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Tensions continue to rise in Canberra this week, after Scotty From Marketing was told to wait
“No… No! NOOOO!!!” Screams Scotty As ACT Re-Opens Pubs Before He Gets An Answer On Net Zero
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT THOSE DRUNKEN TOOTHLESS HICKS!! Barnaby Joyce says his party won’t be “forced into a corner”
Barnaby Says Main Concern For His Party Is Protecting Jobs Of Regional Australians In Canberra
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Deputy Prime Minister of Australia has today revealed the reason behind the Nationals hesitation on
Scotty Demands Social Media Companies Leave Misinformation To The Deranged Boomers At NewsCorp
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has called out social media companies for allowing people to vilify
Barnaby Urges Crack Down On Social Media Misinformation, Like All The Shit His Colleagues Post
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The Deputy Prime Minister of Australia has decided to champion a new issue today, after it
“Freedom Was MY Idea!!!” Screams Scotty After Perrottet Steals His Thunder By Opening Pubs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scotty From Marketing has today yelled his way through a 30 minute press conference, after the