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Canavan Forced To Ramp Up His Coal Miner Dress Ups After Disrespecting Our Returned Servicemen

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Senator Matt Canavan has had to rub an extra handful of soot on his face today,

Politics

“Things Are Going To Get Worse,” Says Gladys While Addressing Her Slip In The Polls

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT During her daily dose of discomfort, NSW Premier Gladys Berijiklian provided real assurance to her state’

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PM Rejects $300 Jab Bonus: “There’s No Cash Here. Here, There’s No Cash. Alright? Cash! No!”

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has today held strong against the growing demand for a $300

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300 Bucks Or The Trolley Pole, It’s Your Call Brutha

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Scotty From Marketing continues to skirt around the big jobs today, as the Greater Sydney outbreak

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Hem Hem… Less Talky, More Three Hundji

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT With nothing positive to report to the nation after 6 months of shifting jab-roll-out

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Nation Not Writing Off Possibility Of This Bloke Somehow Managing To Fuck Up Tonight’s Census

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT With our Federal Government once again tasked with rolling out a slightly logistical programme that requires

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Scotty’s Social Circle Implodes As Elite Pedophile Cult Theories Start Looking Fairly Credible

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing is reportedly loving this never-ending Sydney lockdown, because it gives

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“$300 Won’t Work” Says Party That Convinced A Generation To Have Too Many Kids With Baby Bonus

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT The political party that spent 10 years paying an entire generation of parents a cash bonus

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Melbourne Unfortunately Learning The Hard Way About The Importance Of Taking Lockdown Serious

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Like many people in Melbourne, Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews is unfortunately learning the hard way that

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Government Warns Census May Cause Blood Clots To Under 50s After Failing To Order Enough Forms

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT TARGETS HAVE RES-SHIFTED!!! The Prime Minister, Scott Morrison, and Australia’s chief medical officer have

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Albo Clarifies Of Course This $300 Is Gonna Be In Cash Mate Do I Look Fucken Stupid To You?

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT The Federal Opposition Leader, whose name is Anthony Albanese, has today doubled down on his proposed

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Scotty Asks Brian Houston If He Wants A Go At Leading The House Of Reps

ERROL PARKER | Editor–At-Large | CONTACT The Prime Minister has told media today in Canberra that his close personal friend