Super El Niño Poses Major Risk To Farmers, Wildlife, Any Politician Who Still Denies Climate Change
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT ENDANGERED SPECIES: As sea surface temperatures in the equatorial central‑eastern Pacific are expected to peak
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Party Who’ve Done Fuck All About Drought, Ice Epidemic, Fires, Underfunded Hospitals/Schools, Floods And Mice Plague To Fight For Regional Constituents On Net Zero
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT There’s some good news for regional Australians today! For the first time in decades, the
Voters Excited To See How Much More Damage Nats Can Cause While Scotty Quarantines For 2 Weeks
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Prime Minister has returned from America overnight, after a big week of destroying trade relationships
ALP Begin Searching Rural QLD Bowls Clubs For Antagonistic Retired Shearers To Run As Candidates
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Opposition Leader, whose name is Anthony Albanese, has today announced a candidate drive in Queensland’
Remember When ASIO Specifically Warned Dutton About Threats Of Extremist Far-Right Propaganda?
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Melbourne descends into the chaos of confused and propaganda-fuelled protests, everyone but the Murdoch
“Actually, Maybe The Hunter Might Be A Better Fit For Our Kristina” Says Labor Party
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a week of pretending they aren’t hearing the very real concerns from their supporters
“Who The Hell Doesn’t Own An iPhone? Haha” Laughs PM When Asked About Non-Digital Vax Passports
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Online bookies are currently offering very good odds that Scotty from Marketing has not once considered
Masked Singer Audiences Blown Away As Profusely Sweating Barnaby Brings House Down With Jolene
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Deputy Prime Minister has wowed reality TV viewers this week, after an incredible performance on
“Go The Doggies!” Yells Cabra Keneally While Wearing A Western Bulldogs AFL Scarf At Belmore
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The soon-to-be-crowned Labor candidate for the electorate of Fowler in South-West Sydney
Cabra Keneally Begins Western Sydney Campaign By Ordering A Mongolian Lamb At Vietnamese Joint
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT All the critics who said a career Labor politician from Sydney’s Northern Beaches wouldn’t
Scotty Puts To Bed Hair Plug Rumours By Rocking A Fedora
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Hoping the nation would be too distracted by everything else, the Prime Minister has set the
“Greetings, Fellow Immigrants!” Says Kristina Keneally On Her First Ever Visit To Cabramatta
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The days of the Australian Labor Party being dictated by pale, stale and male career bureaucrats
Scotty From Marketing Holds Focus Groups On How To Overcome Greatest Threat To His Re-Election
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scotty From Marketing has today brought together the greatest marketing minds that the Hillsong faction of