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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Sydney Roosters have won the 2026 NRL grand final by one point, in what was
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PM Guarantees Re-Election With Historically Successful Strategy Of Talking Shit About Queensland
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In what can only be described as another dummy spit from a man who is desperately
Bloke Who Spent $660m On Pre-Election Car Parks Argues Against Need For Corruption Watchdogs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing says the NSW anti-corruption watchdog that has forced the resignation
“Where The Hell Is Everyone?” Shouts Scotty In Empty ANZ Stadium
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The Prime Minister has been left in a state of confusion after showing up to watch
Hot Mess Gladys Blames Mercury Retrograde For Alleged Corruption That Led To Her Resignation
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Politicians from all parties, journalists, public figures and Prime Minister Scott Morrison have been quick to
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian Resigns: “It’s Gonna Be A Hot Girl Summer”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In yet another example of a New South Wales Premier having to step down from their
Turnbull Says He’s Losing Faith In The Leadership Of The Dumbest Men He’s Ever Had To Work With
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has this week revealed that he’s not exactly confident in
Party Who’ve Done Fuck All About Drought, Ice Epidemic, Fires, Underfunded Hospitals/Schools, Floods And Mice Plague To Fight For Regional Constituents On Net Zero
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT There’s some good news for regional Australians today! For the first time in decades, the
Voters Excited To See How Much More Damage Nats Can Cause While Scotty Quarantines For 2 Weeks
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Prime Minister has returned from America overnight, after a big week of destroying trade relationships
ALP Begin Searching Rural QLD Bowls Clubs For Antagonistic Retired Shearers To Run As Candidates
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Opposition Leader, whose name is Anthony Albanese, has today announced a candidate drive in Queensland’
Remember When ASIO Specifically Warned Dutton About Threats Of Extremist Far-Right Propaganda?
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Melbourne descends into the chaos of confused and propaganda-fuelled protests, everyone but the Murdoch
“Actually, Maybe The Hunter Might Be A Better Fit For Our Kristina” Says Labor Party
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a week of pretending they aren’t hearing the very real concerns from their supporters
“Who The Hell Doesn’t Own An iPhone? Haha” Laughs PM When Asked About Non-Digital Vax Passports
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Online bookies are currently offering very good odds that Scotty from Marketing has not once considered