Planet Earth Struggling To Process An Underdog Story Of This Magnitude
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The entire world is currently trying to wrap it's head around what the fuck
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PM’s Marketing Team Inform Him That Being Mates With Alleged Pedo Protectors Not A Great Look
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact After another week from hell, the Prime Minister has been called into an urgent crisis meeting
With 3 Cities In Lockdown And Hillsong Facing Charges, Scotty’s Tempted To Try A Full-Strength
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT While sitting at the bar of a discreet Canberra dive bar tonight, Prime Minister Scotty From
Nation Tells Scotty We Ain’t Doing This On Tick Bra
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT PAY UP SCOTTY: The people of Australia have made it clear that they’re sick of
Government Proves They’re Learning By Appointing Christian Porter As Leader Of The House
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The Federal Government has once again shown the nation that they are capable of taking feedback
PM: “Ok How Bout This For A Compromise… If You Get Your Jabs, I’ll Give Your Boss $300”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has hit out at Labor’s proposal to offer a $300
Grandpa Kev Teaches Scotty How To Shave After PM Returns From Shower Covered In Bits Of Tissue
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT “So what ya wanna do….” says Grandpa Kev, as he unfolds the straight razor. “Bung a
‘Stupid Bogans’ To Blame For Yesterday, Not Lack Of JobKeeper Or Insufficient Supply Of Jabs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT PRIVILEGED TOOTHLESS BOGANS! The Australian media and political classes are relieved this morning, after the extremely
Dan Andrews Says Irresponsible Sydney Residents Should Be Doing Exactly What They Are Doing
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews has today been met with a chorus of support from inner-
“We’ll Keep This Between Us” Says Grandpa Kev After Finding Scotty’s Zoo Magazine Sock
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT COULD YOU COME IN HERE FOR A SEC: Former Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has once again
We Interview The One Australian That Reckons Getting A Jab Was An Easy And Transparent Process
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With just less than 3 million Australians that have received both of their shots, it’s
“Look At This Bloody Dickahead” Says Nonno
MARKUS VENUTI | Italia | CONTACT It seems that local Ingham resident Raphael Panucci might change his ways after the run Scotty’
“Look Them In The Eyes When They’re Talking To You!” Grandpa Kev Makes Scotty Face The Media
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT TIME TO MAN UP KID: Scotty From Marketing has pulled up just short of apologising for