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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Sydney Roosters have won the 2026 NRL grand final by one point, in what was
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Masked Singer Audiences Blown Away As Profusely Sweating Barnaby Brings House Down With Jolene
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Deputy Prime Minister has wowed reality TV viewers this week, after an incredible performance on
“Go The Doggies!” Yells Cabra Keneally While Wearing A Western Bulldogs AFL Scarf At Belmore
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The soon-to-be-crowned Labor candidate for the electorate of Fowler in South-West Sydney
Cabra Keneally Begins Western Sydney Campaign By Ordering A Mongolian Lamb At Vietnamese Joint
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT All the critics who said a career Labor politician from Sydney’s Northern Beaches wouldn’t
Scotty Puts To Bed Hair Plug Rumours By Rocking A Fedora
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Hoping the nation would be too distracted by everything else, the Prime Minister has set the
“Greetings, Fellow Immigrants!” Says Kristina Keneally On Her First Ever Visit To Cabramatta
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The days of the Australian Labor Party being dictated by pale, stale and male career bureaucrats
Scotty From Marketing Holds Focus Groups On How To Overcome Greatest Threat To His Re-Election
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scotty From Marketing has today brought together the greatest marketing minds that the Hillsong faction of
Gladys: “The ICAC Will Re-Open When We Reach 170% Double-Jabbed Because It’s Not Really Essential, Is It?”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Sydney-based Left-leaning witch hunt gang, the Independent Commission Against Corruption, will be
PM: “When Will You Plebs Learn! There’s Different Rules For Underperforming Career Politicians”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As was expected, Scotty From Marketing has refused to apologise for anyone who might’ve taken
Report: How Does This Bloke Still Think He Can Get Away With Secret Little Holidays?
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In revelations that have left plenty around the nation shaking their heads in disbelief, it’s
Scotty Asks National Women’s Summit If He Can Bring In His Translator
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Head of Marketing is today doing his best to try and avoid another
“Get Out Gerry!” Shouts Centrelink Receptionist As Billionaire Approaches Desk For A New Rort
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The embattled public servant working the front desk at Gold Coast Centrelink has finally cracked the
Nation’s Sleazy Marketing Guys Distance Themselves From The Prime Minister
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There’s a peculiar vibe at the bar of one of the most popular Woolworths-owned