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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Sydney Roosters have won the 2026 NRL grand final by one point, in what was
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Report: Nah He Tweakin
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from Canberra this afternoon, the Prime Minister is officially tweakin. This comes
Scotty Withdraws WA Cavemen Comments: “I Forgot My Friends At Rio Tinto Blew Up All Their Caves”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In one of the stranger stories of recent times, the nation’s Prime Minister has today
Flashback: Remember When Scotty Visited His Ancestral Home While We Were Stuck Here With No Jabs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT FROM THE ARCHIVES: Today, The Betoota Advocate remembers a more simpler time in the 24-hour
“Albo’s Nowhere To Be Seen” Says Voter Who Only Watches Sky News And Only Reads The Australian
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A middle class Australian voter who only gets her news from within the 70% of the
Sky News Producers Begin Gruelling Task Of Upskilling Hosts From ‘Dictator’ To ‘Taliban Dan’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Victoria records 57 new locally acquired cases, it seems that the chances of an early
Uh Oh… Local Personal Trainer Has Been Doing A Bit Of Reading About The Virus Online
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With each major city constantly in and out of never-ending lockdowns, the delusional fringes of
PM: “We Wish It Were Different… About Wilcannia This Time”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Self-described “Cheif Goonya” of Australia, Scott Morrison, has expressed his “sorrow” and “anguish”
NSW Government Suggest Cases Could Be As High As 26000 Today In Order To Cover Their Own Arse
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The NSW Government is preparing to cover its own arse this morning as the
Report: Just Shut Up Mate. You Aren’t Helping
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite the the Murdoch newspapers and Sky News working their rings out to protect the Morrison
Canavan Forced To Ramp Up His Coal Miner Dress Ups After Disrespecting Our Returned Servicemen
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Senator Matt Canavan has had to rub an extra handful of soot on his face today,
“Things Are Going To Get Worse,” Says Gladys While Addressing Her Slip In The Polls
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT During her daily dose of discomfort, NSW Premier Gladys Berijiklian provided real assurance to her state’
PM Rejects $300 Jab Bonus: “There’s No Cash Here. Here, There’s No Cash. Alright? Cash! No!”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has today held strong against the growing demand for a $300