Planet Earth Struggling To Process An Underdog Story Of This Magnitude
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The entire world is currently trying to wrap it's head around what the fuck
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Red Frogs Called In To Consult With Parliament House Staff
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With it more clear than ever that the culture of the Canberra bubble is in serious
Scotty Brought To Tears After Imagining That Desk Belonging To Jenny
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Head of Marketing has today been brought to tears by some of the
Paid Leave Porter Smiles With Glee As He Fires Up The Mower At 7am On A Sunday Morning
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The off work Attorney General has reportedly caused a bit of a scene over the weekend.
Local Cow Furious After Being Called A Lying Linda Reynolds
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Local cow BR433A, or as she prefers to be called ‘Marjorie’, has today reacted with fury
SpaceX Moves Up To Samsung Galaxy Note 7 Safety Rating
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT In exciting news for the future of space travel, SpaceX, the commercial space travel company owned
Taxpayers Ecstatic At Prospect Of Funding Both Sides Of Paid Leave Porter’s Defamation Case
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australia’s population has today revealed that they are rubbing their hands with glee at the
Paid Leave Porter Takes A Break From Squeezing Supermarket Avocados To Sue ABC For Defamation
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After a huge day of protests across the country, the Attorney General has tried to create
Government Urged To Take This Nationwide Protest As Seriously As Few Needles In Strawberries
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With March 4 Justice rallies taking place across the country today, the Federal Government has been
Paid Leave Porter Douses Clothes In Bed Lice Before Donating To Vinnies
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Op-Shoppers at Butler Vinnies were treated to a surprise visit from the countries’ trendiest disgraced
Barnaby Puts In For Some Of This New Mental Health Leave After A Few Spots At Yamba Open Up For Easter
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Political journeyman Barnaby Joyce has put in for whatever leave accused rapist Christian Porter
Christian Porter Spends First Day Of Paid Leave Burning Ants With Magnifying Glass
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After a week of actually facing some tough questions about horrific sexual assault allegations levelled against
Local HR Manager Reminds Staff That Paid Mental Health Leave Is Only For Politicians Who Fuck Up
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Flight Path District HR manager has this week told his employees not to get