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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Sydney Roosters have won the 2026 NRL grand final by one point, in what was
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300 Bucks Or The Trolley Pole, It’s Your Call Brutha
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scotty From Marketing continues to skirt around the big jobs today, as the Greater Sydney outbreak
Hem Hem… Less Talky, More Three Hundji
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With nothing positive to report to the nation after 6 months of shifting jab-roll-out
Nation Not Writing Off Possibility Of This Bloke Somehow Managing To Fuck Up Tonight’s Census
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With our Federal Government once again tasked with rolling out a slightly logistical programme that requires
Scotty’s Social Circle Implodes As Elite Pedophile Cult Theories Start Looking Fairly Credible
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing is reportedly loving this never-ending Sydney lockdown, because it gives
“$300 Won’t Work” Says Party That Convinced A Generation To Have Too Many Kids With Baby Bonus
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The political party that spent 10 years paying an entire generation of parents a cash bonus
Melbourne Unfortunately Learning The Hard Way About The Importance Of Taking Lockdown Serious
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Like many people in Melbourne, Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews is unfortunately learning the hard way that
Government Warns Census May Cause Blood Clots To Under 50s After Failing To Order Enough Forms
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT TARGETS HAVE RES-SHIFTED!!! The Prime Minister, Scott Morrison, and Australia’s chief medical officer have
Albo Clarifies Of Course This $300 Is Gonna Be In Cash Mate Do I Look Fucken Stupid To You?
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Federal Opposition Leader, whose name is Anthony Albanese, has today doubled down on his proposed
Scotty Asks Brian Houston If He Wants A Go At Leading The House Of Reps
ERROL PARKER | Editor–At-Large | CONTACT The Prime Minister has told media today in Canberra that his close personal friend
PM’s Marketing Team Inform Him That Being Mates With Alleged Pedo Protectors Not A Great Look
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact After another week from hell, the Prime Minister has been called into an urgent crisis meeting
With 3 Cities In Lockdown And Hillsong Facing Charges, Scotty’s Tempted To Try A Full-Strength
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT While sitting at the bar of a discreet Canberra dive bar tonight, Prime Minister Scotty From
Nation Tells Scotty We Ain’t Doing This On Tick Bra
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT PAY UP SCOTTY: The people of Australia have made it clear that they’re sick of