Super El Niño Poses Major Risk To Farmers, Wildlife, Any Politician Who Still Denies Climate Change
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT ENDANGERED SPECIES: As sea surface temperatures in the equatorial central‑eastern Pacific are expected to peak
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Government Asks Youth To Use Their Retirement Savings To Prop Up Hyper-Inflated Property Market
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Federal Government is calling on the nation’s young people to take on
States Ask PM To Lend Them Tamil Family Detention Facilities To Help With Quarantine Effort
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact State governments have today publicly demanded the Prime Minister do more to help with the quarantine
International Trade Back On As Scotty Tees Up Meeting With Nigerian Prince
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has announced a lucrative new plan that will see international trade
Christensen Praised By Coalition For Finally Doing Something That Improves Their Election Chances
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Controversial Nationals MP George Christensen has announced he will not run in the next election, a
Christensen Quits Politics for Heavyweight Boxing, Calls Out Gallen for A Thrilla in Manila II
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Australia’s very own Member for Manilla has sensationally announced he will be walking away from
“Inner City Types Won’t Dictate Carbon Policy” Says PM Who Must Think Rupert Lives In Bourke
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Prime Minister has come out all guns blazing this week, and laid down
“The Murdoch Media Just Makes Up Lies” Claims Gay Lovers, Kevin Rudd And Malcolm Turnbull
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Former Prime Ministers have joined more than just forces this week as Malcolm Turnbull joins his
Hot Mess Gladys Awkwardly Overgiggles After Chris Hemsworth Makes A Joke About Mondays
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After a relatively drama free few months, Hot Mess Gladys is back! Everyone’s favourite bumbling
Monopoly Updated – Get Out Of Jail Free Card Automatically Issued To Australian Politicians
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Popular board game Monopoly will be updated with new, modern Community Chest Cards says manufacturer Hasbro
Nan Certain None Of This Woulda Happened If We Still Had Tony
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact With accusations of bullying, sexism, coverups, pork-barrelling and hiring a fucking hip hop dance group
Scotty Claims He Sent Christine An Apology Via Post And It Should Get There In 10-14 Working Days
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The under fire Prime Minister has once again brushed off calls to publicly apologise to former
PM Overhauls Jab Roll-Out, Entire Nation To Receive Dose By The Time Eels Win A Premiership
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In line with public expectation, the Prime Minister has this week downgraded his jab policy targets.