Super El Niño Poses Major Risk To Farmers, Wildlife, Any Politician Who Still Denies Climate Change
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT ENDANGERED SPECIES: As sea surface temperatures in the equatorial central‑eastern Pacific are expected to peak
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C-Bomb Scotty Returns To Try Gear About How Women Like To Shop
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact After accidentally identifying one of his own MPs as a khunt during a press conference, job-
Nation Braces For The Annual Picture Of Scotty Singing With His Eyes Closed
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Australians around the nation are letting out a small collective sigh as they acknowledge the annual
“Well, I Don’t Know What You Want Then?” Yells PM Wearing Empathy Belly
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Inspired by a Jordan Peterson video on YouTube, occasional Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison decided to
Red Frogs Called In To Consult With Parliament House Staff
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With it more clear than ever that the culture of the Canberra bubble is in serious
Scotty Brought To Tears After Imagining That Desk Belonging To Jenny
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Head of Marketing has today been brought to tears by some of the
Paid Leave Porter Smiles With Glee As He Fires Up The Mower At 7am On A Sunday Morning
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The off work Attorney General has reportedly caused a bit of a scene over the weekend.
Local Cow Furious After Being Called A Lying Linda Reynolds
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Local cow BR433A, or as she prefers to be called ‘Marjorie’, has today reacted with fury
SpaceX Moves Up To Samsung Galaxy Note 7 Safety Rating
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT In exciting news for the future of space travel, SpaceX, the commercial space travel company owned
Taxpayers Ecstatic At Prospect Of Funding Both Sides Of Paid Leave Porter’s Defamation Case
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australia’s population has today revealed that they are rubbing their hands with glee at the
Paid Leave Porter Takes A Break From Squeezing Supermarket Avocados To Sue ABC For Defamation
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After a huge day of protests across the country, the Attorney General has tried to create
Government Urged To Take This Nationwide Protest As Seriously As Few Needles In Strawberries
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With March 4 Justice rallies taking place across the country today, the Federal Government has been
Paid Leave Porter Douses Clothes In Bed Lice Before Donating To Vinnies
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Op-Shoppers at Butler Vinnies were treated to a surprise visit from the countries’ trendiest disgraced