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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Sydney Roosters have won the 2026 NRL grand final by one point, in what was
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“The Murdoch Media Just Makes Up Lies” Claims Gay Lovers, Kevin Rudd And Malcolm Turnbull
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Former Prime Ministers have joined more than just forces this week as Malcolm Turnbull joins his
Hot Mess Gladys Awkwardly Overgiggles After Chris Hemsworth Makes A Joke About Mondays
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After a relatively drama free few months, Hot Mess Gladys is back! Everyone’s favourite bumbling
Monopoly Updated – Get Out Of Jail Free Card Automatically Issued To Australian Politicians
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Popular board game Monopoly will be updated with new, modern Community Chest Cards says manufacturer Hasbro
Nan Certain None Of This Woulda Happened If We Still Had Tony
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact With accusations of bullying, sexism, coverups, pork-barrelling and hiring a fucking hip hop dance group
Scotty Claims He Sent Christine An Apology Via Post And It Should Get There In 10-14 Working Days
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The under fire Prime Minister has once again brushed off calls to publicly apologise to former
PM Overhauls Jab Roll-Out, Entire Nation To Receive Dose By The Time Eels Win A Premiership
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In line with public expectation, the Prime Minister has this week downgraded his jab policy targets.
C-Bomb Scotty Returns To Try Gear About How Women Like To Shop
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact After accidentally identifying one of his own MPs as a khunt during a press conference, job-
Nation Braces For The Annual Picture Of Scotty Singing With His Eyes Closed
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Australians around the nation are letting out a small collective sigh as they acknowledge the annual
“Well, I Don’t Know What You Want Then?” Yells PM Wearing Empathy Belly
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Inspired by a Jordan Peterson video on YouTube, occasional Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison decided to
Red Frogs Called In To Consult With Parliament House Staff
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With it more clear than ever that the culture of the Canberra bubble is in serious
Scotty Brought To Tears After Imagining That Desk Belonging To Jenny
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Head of Marketing has today been brought to tears by some of the
Paid Leave Porter Smiles With Glee As He Fires Up The Mower At 7am On A Sunday Morning
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The off work Attorney General has reportedly caused a bit of a scene over the weekend.