Local Man Goes Straight From Footy To Pub After A Quick Shower In A Can
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A time poor local man has squeezed the maximum amount of juice out of his Saturday
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Teens Cop $50 Stranger Tax After Asking Local Tradie To Buy Them A Carton
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Teenagers have been told to brace themselves for a bumper tax increase, especially those who just
Sharehouse Embraces Minimalism After Housemate Who Owns Most of The Furniture Moves Out
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT A sharehouse in Betoota Heights has accidentally embraced minimalism after the sudden departure of the housemate
Office Worker’s November Problems Starting To Sound Like 2025 Problems
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT THATS A 2025 PROBLEM: In a stunning twist that has left her colleagues both amused
Canberra Extremely Patriotic Towards Beer
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact A recent report from just about anyone who’s been to the Australian Capital Territory in
Man Who Moved to Melbourne For ‘A Change’ Now Just Cold And Wet And In A Different State
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT In what can only be described as a classic case of misguided optimism, Tom Finch (27)
Upper Middle Class Art Parents Settle On Shakespearean Names For Their Kids
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT In an audacious move, local upper-middle-class art couple Sebastian and Miranda Ashcroft have bestowed
Art Gallery Date Incomplete Without Pensive Photo of Boyfriend Staring At Painting Like He Gives A Fuck
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT A Melbourne couple hit a pivotal milestone in their relationship today after capturing the sacred “pensive
‘She’s Always Out Late Partying’ Complains Bloke Who Met Girlfriend Out Late Partying
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke that met his girlfriend at a rave a few months ago has today been
Bebo Makes Unlikely Comeback As Under-16s Prepare For Social Media Apocalypse
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Once-popular social media service, Bebo, is making a comeback with young people across
New Diplomatic Strategy Announced To Help Heal Shaky Relationship Between Rudd And Trump
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The Foreign Minister’s office has devised a plan so crazy it might just work. With
Saving Lives While Being Spat On, Bitten And Shat On Probably Worth A Pay Rise Too – Says Everyone
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The nation have today concluded that people who spend their days saving the lives of patients
Straight Bloke Cops Glares From The Gays And Girlies Over His Unappreciated Bubble Butt
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local straight man Nathan Dunne, 28, is reportedly growing concerned over a wave of inexplicable hostility