Local Man Goes Straight From Footy To Pub After A Quick Shower In A Can
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A time poor local man has squeezed the maximum amount of juice out of his Saturday
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Local Girl Fights The Feminine Urge To Leave Society And Live In A Stone Cottage In A Dense Forest
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman yet again finds herself fighting the feminine urge to completely remove herself from
Woman Who Thinks She Managed To Dodge A Hangover Actually Still Very Drunk And Should Not Be Driving
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who thought she managed to dodge a hangover after spending several hours on the
Local Man Receives Annual ‘Love Actually’ Glare From Wife During The Necklace Scene
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has once again found himself on the receiving end of a
Bunnings Says The Snipers On The Roof Are For Your Protection
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Bunnings has defended the use of snipers this week after the hardware giant was
Local Woman Always A Happy Little Vegemite By The Time Long Awaited Psych Appointment Rolls Round
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who was finally able to have a consultation with a psychiatrist has unfortunately found
Local Man Would Totally Buy That Rooted 2010 Prado For $40k If He Had The Money And Brain Damage
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An impressionable apprentice from our town’s French Quarter has been successfully talked out
Woman Who Usually Gets Group Chat To Analyse Messages From Crush Now Getting ChatGPT Involved Too
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who usually relies on her mates to analyse text messages has found a new
Massive Fucken Loser Insists On Wearing Cap Backwards When Only Cool Dudes Can Do It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A renown dork from Betoota Heights has today drawn widespread criticism for his decision
Local Mum Now Unable To Enjoy Any Movies After Learning About ‘Product Placements’
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Chloe Farnsworth, 27, is cursing herself for ever mentioning the concept of product placements
Modern Video Games Still Not Good As 5 Minutes Playing Samples At 2000s JB-HIFI
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A recent survey has revealed that no modern video game, no matter how advanced or graphically
Hungover Man Exits Ocean Like 007 After Healing Swim Washes Away Last Night’s Schooner Fiesta
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | Contact Lying face up in the ocean with pristine salt water lapping at his body,
Time Warp Detected On StairMaster As 30 Minutes Turns Out To Be 30 Seconds
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT A groundbreaking joint study by the Betoota Polytechnic Schools of Sports Physiology and Astrophysics has uncovered