Report: You Can Get Into The Surf Club Wearing Aquatic Toe Shoes But Not These Tasteful Chanel Sandals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A woman walked into the Lake Betoota Surf Life Saving Club last Friday evening wearing what
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Elephant Pants Recognised As A Clear Warning Sign For Unhinged Opinions On Modern Medicine
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Experts have finally confirmed what many have long suspected: hippie elephant print pants are an unmistakable
Queensland Women Call For State Election To Be Decided Via An Arm Wrestle
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Women across Queensland are rallying for the state election to be decided through an arm-wrestle between
Bloke On LinkedIn Explains How Starting A Business Prepared Him For Grief After Family Dog Was Run Over
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local entrepreneur has taken to LinkedIn today with some wise words of inspiration for his 2056
“Should I Get A Postie Bike?” Wonders Every Australian Male At Some Point In Their Lives
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man has today reached the point that all Australian men reach at some
Local Woman Feels Wave Of Relief After Realising She Was Looking At The Povo New Zealand Price Tag
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman on the hunt for a new pair of sturdy work boots has experienced a
Bloke Who Claims To Be Into His Fishing Doesn’t Even Have 10 Opened Packets Of Nuclear Chicken Soft Plastics Scattered Throughout The Boot Of His Station Wagon
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local man Greg Simmons has had his fishing credentials called into question today, after mates uncovered
Corporate Alpha Female Finds Natural Partner In Low Functioning Tradie Who Has No Opinions Of His Own
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A French Quarter woman who’s well and truly smashed the glass ceiling has found a
Hand Soap At Boyfriend’s Sharehouse Has Been Squirting Pure Tap Water For 3 Weeks Now
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Betoota Heights bloke Sam Howler stands accused of being a bit of yucky boy this week,
Cheap Scottish Imitation Of Powderfinger Announce Two Shows In Australia
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a shocking display of global cultural imperialism, legendary Glaswegan band Oasis, widely known for their
“Why Do I Have To Pay So Much Tax?” Says Sanctimonious Bunghole Who’s Never Set Foot In A NICU
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An idiot from our town’s freshly developed Heights area has complained this morning about giving
Matt Denny Returns To Allora To Open Matt Denny Disc Golf Course, Next To The Matt Denny Pie Shop, Over The Street From Matt Denny Rural Supplies
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The small town of Allora, Queensland, is once again gearing up to celebrate its favourite son,
Former Horse Girl Now Really Into Horse Medicine
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Grove woman who once used to grow her hair down to her waist so