Report: You Can Get Into The Surf Club Wearing Aquatic Toe Shoes But Not These Tasteful Chanel Sandals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A woman walked into the Lake Betoota Surf Life Saving Club last Friday evening wearing what
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Millennial Attempts To Educate Gen Z By Schooling Them On The True Origins Of ‘Brain Rot’
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT A well-meaning millennial has taken it upon herself to educate Gen Z on the true
Female Office Workers Pass Tampon To Each Other Like A Drug Deal In A Parking Lot
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local office worker successfully kept her natural bodily functions under wraps today by discreetly requesting
Gold Coast Man Kicked Out Of Barbecue After Removing All The Drinks To Sit In Esky
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Gold Coast man is alleged to have been booted out of a barbecue last weekend,
Cousins From Bundaberg Doing Weird Shit Again
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Some cousins from Bundaberg have today taken a break from hooning around the streets to practise
Local Woman Feeling Annual Urge To 180 Her Style And Get Rid Of Entire Wardrobe
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has yet again decided that every single item of clothing she owns is
‘Young People These Days Don’t Respect Older Generations’ Says Couple Who Covered Their QLDers Wooden Flooring In Carpet
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An elderly couple who have been doing some ‘DIY work’ on their Queenslander have failed to
Boyfriend Winds Chapstick All The Way Up And Applies It Like Lippy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local man who has no need for chapstick other than the fact that he appears
“Can I Have The Last Taco?” Begs Sober Mate Getting No Value Out Of Bottomless Brunch
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT A local girl is cursing the concept of bottomless brunches today as she attempts
Quiet Sunday Cheeseboard Turns Feral With Inclusion Of Homemade Margarita Mix
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT A low-key house warming has taken a dramatic turn this afternoon as a group
Apple Airtag Only Really Used When Looking For Lost Keys At Kickons
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Apple has today admitted that the only time their Airtags are used is when they got
New Boyfriend Fumbles His Debut After Potential Father In Law Notices His Tyre Pressure A Little Flat
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT In breaking news from Betoota’s dating scene, a new boyfriend has already been
Modern Labor Voter Surprises Kids With North African Dish She Saw On SBS Food
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A loyal supporter of the defenders of Australia’s working class, Labor, has decided to treat