Liberal Party To Find Purpose Arguing Against Climate Change Until Super El Nino Fucks Us This Summer
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Liberal Party's rebuild has begun! The Federal Opposition have stopped the tip toeing
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Upper Middle Class Art Parents Settle On Shakespearean Names For Their Kids
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT In an audacious move, local upper-middle-class art couple Sebastian and Miranda Ashcroft have bestowed
Art Gallery Date Incomplete Without Pensive Photo of Boyfriend Staring At Painting Like He Gives A Fuck
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT A Melbourne couple hit a pivotal milestone in their relationship today after capturing the sacred “pensive
‘She’s Always Out Late Partying’ Complains Bloke Who Met Girlfriend Out Late Partying
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke that met his girlfriend at a rave a few months ago has today been
Bebo Makes Unlikely Comeback As Under-16s Prepare For Social Media Apocalypse
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Once-popular social media service, Bebo, is making a comeback with young people across
New Diplomatic Strategy Announced To Help Heal Shaky Relationship Between Rudd And Trump
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The Foreign Minister’s office has devised a plan so crazy it might just work. With
Saving Lives While Being Spat On, Bitten And Shat On Probably Worth A Pay Rise Too – Says Everyone
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The nation have today concluded that people who spend their days saving the lives of patients
Straight Bloke Cops Glares From The Gays And Girlies Over His Unappreciated Bubble Butt
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local straight man Nathan Dunne, 28, is reportedly growing concerned over a wave of inexplicable hostility
6 Ways Millennials Can Have A Mid-Life Crisis Without Buying A Sports Car To Make Them Feel Young
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact If you can’t afford a sports car and swinging really isn’t something you’re
“This Will All Be Yours One Day” Says Mum Referring To A Skip Bin’s Worth Of Knick Knacks
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A poor French Quarter woman has today been reminded that she’ll be responsible for getting
Melbourne Rental Applications Now Require Prospective Tenants To Partake In A Quick Blood Ritual
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Melbourne property managers have called for the rental application process to become even more humiliating and
Local Dad Rejects This Woke Shit, Prefers To Learn About His Racial Biases Through Comedic Side-Plots In Violent Cop Movies
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local dad who reckons he’s sick of all this ‘woke shit’ has admitted that
Woman Starts Posting Cryptic ‘New Beginnings’ Quotes After Subtle Cleansing Of Relationship Pics
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT Sarah Jenkins (26), has recently embarked on what can only be described as a deeply cryptic