Report: You Can Get Into The Surf Club Wearing Aquatic Toe Shoes But Not These Tasteful Chanel Sandals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A woman walked into the Lake Betoota Surf Life Saving Club last Friday evening wearing what
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Local Couple’s Dinner Plans Cancelled After 45 Minutes Of ‘What Do You Feel Like?’
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT THAI? In a tragic yet entirely predictable turn of events, local couple Jake Henderson (28)
Local Woman Needs Either A Rich Hubby Or Serious Promotion Before Even Thinking About Home Ownership
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Editor | CONTACT In a dramatic twist that’s left local real estate agents and career advisors scratching their
Local Office Worker Cements Quirky Status By Giving Desk Pot Plant A Name
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The arrival of a new office plant has prompted a flurry of conversation in a PR
Old Bastard Always Carrying On About The ABC Spends A Lot Of Time Watching It For Some Reason
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An outspoken gentleman from our town’s lakeside suburbs has told anyone within earshot that he’
Local Girl Forced To Take Out A Loan After Getting Carried Away With ‘Build Your Own Bedding’ Website
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who was wooed by the constant influx of bedding ads on her Instagram has
Youngest Sister Sadly Unable To Recycle Old Assignments Because Her Brothers Are Mouth Breathers
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A teenager looking to cut corners has unfortunately not been able to plagiarise old school assignments
September Cold Snap Causes Adelaide Residents To Break Out The Flannel Union Suits As Bottom Layer
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Free Settler Town of Adelaide, In Southern Australia, has awoken to the coldest September morning
Hell Yeah: Old Apartment Block Replaced With Luxury Student Housing
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The French Quarter is alive with optimism this morning as the new student housing development began
Report: It’s Never The Person Who Caused The Break Up That Gets Hotter Afterwards
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A recent study conducted by Betoota Polytechnic has revealed some interesting stats around breakups, confirming that
Colleague About To Hoover The Six Remaining RUOK Day Cupcakes In Breakroom Fridge Probably Won’t Be OK In A Few Hours
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of The Advocate’s esteemed sales account coordinators, Kevin Overell, nephew of editor Dr. Clancy
3rd Year Uni Student Upset Never To Have Sat On Fresh Lawn With Diverse Friends As Promised By Ad
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A uni student in the final year of his degree has admitted that he’s a
Dramatic Hometown Acquaintance Suddenly Married To A Bloke That Nobody Has Ever Heard Of
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A dramatic hometown acquaintance, who is usually quick to publicise every single personal update online, has