Karl Bushby Says Journey Probably Would’ve Only Taken 10 Years If He’d Of Done It Off The Back Of 6 Pints
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT On Monday, British adventurer Karl Bushby returned from his 50,000-kilometre (31,000-mile) walk
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Local Woman Understands Patriotism In Sports Now There’s An Aussie In DCC
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT After many years of un-sporty women struggling to understand the passion for Aussie athletes going
Six Missed Calls From Random Number Suggests Last Weekend’s Shithole Still Available
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local man is straight batting an over of phone calls this morning as
Extended Family Sunday Barbeque Lines Up Perfectly With Most Explosive Saturday Bender Of The Year
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A man wearing dark sunnies and holding a plastic bag was seen on the edge of
White Bloke Delivering Pad Thais On A Fucked E-Bike Either A Retrenched Real Estate Agent Or French
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local fat fuck was greeted by a hollowed out white bloke last night,
Grandpa Wakes In Fright From Nightmare Where Grandson Is Learning The Sitar
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Grove man is recovering this morning after waking during a nightmare overnight
Extremely-Hungover SuperCheapAuto Employee Groans Pathetically As Local Woman Asks Him To Change Headlight Bulb In Her Completely Rooted 2009 ML320
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local hungover piece of shit let out a muffled groan yesterday afternoon as
Young Women Longingly Staring Out Bus Window Clearly Listening To New Rodrigo Album
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Young women around the nation are taking to public transport to stare out bus or train
Mysterious Blank Envelope Not A Secret Love Letter, Just Another Magnet From A Plumber
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT In the age of social media marketing some small businesses are stripping their strategies right back
Friends Gleam With Pride As That One Mate Whistles With His Fingers Flawlessly
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A tremendous amount of pride was felt at a local pub in Betoota’s Flight Path
Girl Who Still Hasn’t Paid For Last Month's Hens Party Starts Posting From Europe
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local girl is seething today after spotting someone who owes her money posting
Millennial Woman Misses The Self Expression Of Pre-Smartphone Mobile
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A millennial woman has once again lamented the death of personal expression in mobile phones, arguing
Local Man Unaware Girlfriend's Proposed Trip To Bunnings Comes With 3 Hour Spotlight Visit Beforehand
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A young man in Betoota Heights is celebrating what he considers to be a ‘small victory’