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Witty Catholic Priest Wins Over Royal Commission With Hilarious Anecdotes

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Irish-Australian Catholic Priest, Paddy O’Mutty has beguiled the entire Commission in to Institutional Responses To Child Sexual Abuse the investigation into abuse in the Catholic Church with his down to earth wit, rollicking stories, and lyrical accent. O’Mutty, who has been charged with 49 counts of interfering with minors, and who has earned a reputation in the...

Study Finds That White Privilege Makes Up For White Guilt

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact A new study released by CSIRO has revealed that white privilege more than makes up for white guilt. Dr. Peter Humphries was behind the study: “This is very interesting,” he explained over the phone, “It means that pang white people feel when they walk past a homeless aboriginal woman after drinking $20 cocktails at a work drinks is...

6 Of The Sexiest Photos Of Chad Kroeger To Remind You Why He’s Worth $60 Million

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Love him or hate him, Chad Kroeger is one of the most talented musicians of our time. His capabilities as a guitarist, vocalist and all round entertainer have been praised by the highest orders of rock music royalty. "Kroeger and Nickelback were exactly what Rock 'n' Roll needed after the death of grunge." - Sting, 2010 "Every time I...

This Bloke Experimented With Ice, Here’s His Review

15 October, 2015. 19:16 CLAYTON STAND | Human Interest | CONTACT UNIVERSITY OF NEW SOUTH WALES student, Patrick Marshall began investigating the culture and effects of the drug Methamphetamine after initially experimenting with less-pure forms of amphetamine to get through the workload of his engineering major. More commonly known in Australia by the street names ‘Ice’ or ‘Pookie,’ Patrick says his experiences with Crystal Meth were...

Recent world news confirms Australia as best place on Earth

2 October, 2015. 15:35 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact IN LIGHT OF RECENT news, Australia has once again been confirmed as the greatest place on Earth. The announcement was made earlier today during a gala event in Washington D.C. hosted by out-going ambassador Kim Beazley. Australia was found to be the greatest place on the planet by a number of independent...

Melbourne’s Public Transport System Rated One Of The Best In Victoria

28 September, 2015. 11:00 EGBERT ADRIANSON| Melbourne| Contact Visitors arriving in Melbourne are amazed by how efficient the public transport system is, with the Victorian capital being praised by the Economist Intelligence Unit for having "The best public transport system in Victoria, and other parts of the world". "The trains in Japan are way too fast," said one businessman from Tokyo, a city...

Donald Trump Asks Peta Credlin To Help Make America Great Again

23 September, 2015. 11:10 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Peta Credlin, the chief of staff to former prime minister Tony Abbott, says she has no intention of entering politics, while urging women to take on more leadership roles. "Don't be afraid of entering politics, girls. Just because I am steering clear of it, doesn't mean you should," said the sexually-charged political powerhouse. "Trust...

Robert Kardashian continues to spin steadily at 1500RPM in grave

18 September, 2015. 11:45 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact LATE LOS ANGELES PATRIARCH Robert Kardashian was reportedly recorded at close to 1500RPM this morning as his family continues to make news for all the wrong reasons. This level recorded today is significantly less than the speed the deceased lawyer reached when Bruce Jenner, a man tasked with keeping the Kardashian...

Move over Fiji! Australia is officially the coup d’etat capital of the world

16 September, 2015. 11:45 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact IT'S OFFICIAL. Australia has had more changes in leadership than the archipelago nation of Fiji, known for it's beautiful beaches and bloodless coups. But after the recent developments to come out of Canberra, our nation has pipped Fiji to take out the top spot. A coup, known simply in Australia as a...

National Geographic and Rupert Murdoch join forces to kill science

10 September, 2015. 16:10 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact THE NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC Society has entered into a partnership with Rupert Murdoch's 21st Century Fox empire, heralding a new direction for the former not-for-profit organisation. Despite being designed not to generate a profit, the society changed hands for nearly US$750 million - which has left members and subscribers baffled. Since 1888, the...

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