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This Brisbane home is on the market for $100 000 – the reason why will shock you

21 March, 2016. 11:28 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact IT'S NOT HAUNTED and nobody was gruesomely murdered there. Nor is it under the flight path of the local airport. Located the Brisbane blue-ribbon suburb of Ascot, this charming Queenslander is only moments from the city. It's on the market for nearly a million dollars less than the neighbouring property - but that's problem. The neighbours. After...

‘How Synthetic Marijuana Fits Into My Busy Lifestyle’

21 March, 2016. 8:28 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact GRADUATING AT THE TOP of your class isn't easy, no matter what you do. But for one Sydney law graduate, it came quite naturally. 24-year-old Sophia Ellis-Walter was admitted as a lawyer by the Supreme Court of New South Wales a month ago and since then, she's barely had enough time to sleep,...

If You Plan On Doing Cocaine This Weekend, You Need To Read This

18 March, 2016. 16:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact POLICE IN NARCOTICS HOTSPOTS will be keeping an eye on people using ATMs this weekend, looking for people withdrawing $300 - the average cost of a decent bag of cocaine. The leafy Sydney suburbs of Bondi, Double Bay and Lakemba will be under the microscope, while New Farm, Hawthorne and Banyo have...

“Crownies Are Fucking Good” Says Nation’s Crown Lager Enthusiasts

18 March, 2016. 13:25 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Yesterday morning, national liquor retailer Dan Murphy’s announced that Crown Larger would be from its Premium Beer Section. The company’s CEO, Chris Stewart, said that the move came after a general consensus from franchisees who pointed out that Crown Lager was mostly bought as gifts by people who do not drink beer. However, the...

The Plan To Help Generation Y Buy A Home In Sydney

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact SYDNEY NEEDS TO BE less desirable and more dangerous according to a new political party hell bent on helping young Sydneysiders buy a house in the harbour city. Following a city planning model similar to Brazil's Rio De Janeiro, The FairGo Party plans to destabilise Sydney to the point where people will actively feel afraid,...

Dan Murphy’s To Remove Crown Lager From Their Premium Beer Section

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT National liquor retailer Dan Murphy’s today announced that it will remove Crown Larger from its Premium Beer Section. The company’s CEO, Chris Stewart, said that the move came after countless people had attempted to return Crown Larger six packs which they had been thoughtlessly gifted over the Christmas period. "For a long time we’ve been...

Melbourne To Trial Sydney-style Cafe Lockouts After Gangland Murder Near Cafe

16 March, 2016. 17:04 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact IN RESPONSE TO THE LATEST senseless killing in Melbourne's caffeine district, the Victorian government is set to introduce sweeping new measures to keep the public safe - similar to Sydney's controversial lockout laws. The body of Joe Acquaro, 55, was discovered on a footpath near a popular cafe, on the corner of...

Government Proposes New Alcohol Plain Packaging Laws To Limit Smart Arse Behaviour

  ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact THE ATTORNEY-GENERAL'S office has drafted alcohol plain packaging legislation which is due to go before parliament in the coming weeks. Samples of the new branding were released by the Attorney-General Senator George Brandis QC this morning during a press conference in Canberra. The proposed warning labels will be similar in design to the existing cigarette packets labels...

Turnbull Challenges Climate Scientists To Guess Which Briefcase Has Funding In It

15 March, 2016. 15:15 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Fears that some of Australia's most important climate research institutions will be gutted under a Turnbull government have been realised with deep job cuts for the scientists that have been working to save life on Earth. It is estimated as many as 110 positions in the CSIRO's Oceans and Atmosphere division will go,...

Clive Palmer’s aides have lost him inside IKEA

15 March, 2016. 13:45 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact THE LOGAN IKEA SUPERSTORE is in lockdown after federal politician Clive Palmer wandered off from his minders, sparking a desperate search by workers and his own staff. Police and emergency crews have arrived and ushered shoppers out while they began cordoning off the area. Palmer's staff are concerned he may encounter a member while...

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