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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Sydney man with literally no Chinese friends, who sells property in an affluent suburb entirely made up of old rich retirees and vacant investment properties has today wished a 新年快乐 to his followers. Even though it's two days late, Angus is hopeful his overlords will appreciate his acknowledgement the millennia old celebration that his boss only informed...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Popular celestial being, Jesus H Christ, has reportedly phoned the Independent Commission Against Corruption (ICAC) Hotline this afternoon to dob in former New South Boomerstan Premier, Michael Baird, amid speculation the former politician is set to become the next National Australia Bank (NAB) head. The news comes after the NAB's Chairman and CEO coming under...

After weeks of a tension and sass, things finally popped off today when Paul Gallen and John Hopoate came face-to-face for weigh in ahead of their charity heavyweight boxing bout at Hordern Pavilion. The world has been watching the pair interacting on social media and in the press in the lead up to Friday night’s showdown, but it all came...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | ContactE Nine Entertainment Co columnist and author, Peter FitzSimons, has tentatively announced this afternoon that his next book will delve deep into the history of Australian hooning - whether he likes it or not. The announcement comes after last year's merger between Nine and Fairfax, which saw the media giant acquire the publishing bin fire in...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It may only be February, but the North Queensland Toyota Cowboys' preparations for the 2019 season are already underway, with the club kicking off-preseason training this morning - with a splash! John Asiata, Scott Bolton, Te Maire Martin and Coen Hess were seen running high-knees drills in the waterlogged back ovals behind 1300 Smile Stadium - while Taumalolo and...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact "Kevin has a great set of pins on him and I've heard he's into some pretty heavy shit. Like real plastic bedsheet type stuff. I'm not out to kink-shame him but it's pretty full-on," he said. "We'd hardly put me or Tony in them. Josh said no, too. I'm the boss so there's no way...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An inner-Brisbane stay-at-home mother of two school-aged Aryan princesses has today urged her husband to talk to one of those councillors he always takes on golf trip to the Gold Coast. Not about the upcoming residential high-rise development he's trying to get up out the back of Buranda, or about how noisy the CityCats are during peak hour. This time...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Northern Irish silverfox heart throb, Liam Neeson, is set to star in new action thriller vaguely based on the story he regretfully told a journalist like 24 hours ago. The 66-year-old actor - who saw his career rebooted in 2008 by action franchise 'Taken' - has signed up to the lead titular role in the action movie biopic. The film...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact He told our reporters that he wanted to start going to the gym in January - but he didn't want to seem like just another New Years Resolutioner. So, this week, Glenn Beak-Ross decided to head to his local family-run gym to sign up. Luckily for the 34-year-old corporate robot, there was an 8-week challenge...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Keeley Benson's cool new plan of buying a van and maybe driving it around Australia has today proven to not be enough of a rebrand for her to get over the fact that Bradley cut things off midway through the proposed 18-month long distance thing they were trying out. The 31-year-old medical technology saleswoman disappointed friends with this new...