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INGRID DOULTON | Being Puffed | Contact "It started off with me just wanting to look better in photographs," she said. "Then I actually started to feel better, like all the time," "I guess that's when it kind of spiralled into what it's become now." Sandy Oliver says her biggest motivation now to go to the gym is to live longer than all her...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man's weekend next March is already in ruins and he doesn't even know it yet. Late this afternoon, a soon-to-be-wed couple made the decision to invite French Quarter man, Eoin Fowler, to be the Master-of-Ceremonies at their wedding later this year. The engaged couple, Denise Willmott (Betoota Heights) and Kevin Pichot (Old...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With both the Sydney property and rental market dip to what some economists describe as a normal levels, one Harbourside real estate agent is now facing the terrifying prospect of having to do some fucking work. 56-year-old Bon Dyer says he only started wearing non-collared shirts with a jacket after his divorce, but his smart-casual dress sense hasn't ever...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A useless piece of 50-year-old rot inside the ABC's Diamantina Bureau is concerned that Ita Buttrose's appointment as Auntie's chair will be the end of his gravy train. French Quarter resident Oliver Spearman, who's worked at the ABC for close to two decades, where he's largely done fuck all except draw an inappropriately large salary...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Today is a good day to be a cyclist on the streets of our cosmopolitan desert community. That's according to local cycling groups, who say they're enjoying a rare reprieve from being the most broadly loathed thing in the nation. Speaking candidly to The Advocate at a small hole-in-the-wall cafe down the French Quarter, Gary...

OPINION Ivan Milat, the remarkably unpopular serial killer, has been falsely convicted of murdering seven people. That’s my opinion, based on overwhelming evidence. Milat was wrongly targetted by an appalling smear campaign led by the leftist rot inside the NSW Police Force, and finally - some of the truckloads of mud thrown at him has stuck. It adds up to this:...

INGRID DOULTON | Religion | Contact The Prime Nightwatchman has consoled the biggest threat to his leadership this afternoon, saying he went through a similar period of hardship when the leader of his church admitted to child sex offences. Scott Morrison put his hand on Tony Abbott's shoulder as they made their way from the House to the Liberal Wing around...

After years of being mistaken for a Western Sydney gangster, one retired Far North Queensland property magnate has today decided to lean into to the subculture most commonly associated with Nautica resortwear. Ken Cazaly (70) has today decided that he may as well be about that life, after years of dressing head to toe in the eshay uniform. Ken says releasing...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a big week of dancing on Steve Irwin's grave and legitimately asking the world's pet-owners to only refer to their pets as companions, PETA have finally arrived in the Gulf country to help out on the ground. Not wanting to waste any time with their social media activity, a couple of staff members immediately set about constructing...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a bizarre deviation from protocol, the NSW police have today instantly destroyed three unlucky canine officers who were unfortunately caught doing their jobs at the wrong place and the wrong time. The drug detection dogs were believed to have wandered away from their patrol of the housing commissions in Glebe and Ultimo, and accidentally ended up inside Star...