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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The leader of One Nation in New South Wales wore his heart on his sleeve this afternoon as he paid tribute to the lady who got him a ticket on the gravy train. Mark Latham said he respects and loves party leader Pauline Hanson so much that he's shelved his current plans to leave the...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A prominent rural Tasmanian grandmother of two with another on the way has today revealed to our reporters that she is making sure her vote counts, you can bet cha bottom dollar on that. Bronte Park (67) says after sevoin maybe oight Proime Ministoirs, she's "had it arp to hoire" - while gesturing to our flawlessly contoured cheekbones. In fact,...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The state of Western Australia and former aspiring Republic has today informed the rest of the nation that it was actually just joking about that whole WAXIT thing. With the mining boom ripping, and the state churning out more cash than it apparently knew what to do with, the West began making noises a few years ago about...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Pushing his way through firefighters late last night, a local Baby Boomer threw caution to the wind and raced back into his burning Betoota Grove home to save his franking credits from certain destruction. Roger Allen-Cole, the 71-year-old hero, survived the ordeal but tragically, his franking credits did not. At approximately 11pm last night, a fire...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Nightwatchman of Australia has watched his team burn all the documents, photos and video evidence that suggests the Liberal Party even exists in Victoria after two candidates were stood down yesterday for saying highly offensive things about the Islamic and QUILTBAG (Queer/Questioning, Undecided, Intersex, Lesbian, Trans (Transgender/Transsexual), Bisexual, Asexual, Gay/Genderqueer) communities. A ...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian heart-throb and one-time sexy action movie star, Russell Crowe has today been snapped on set of his new upcoming Hollywood epic. After years of playing cops, spies, and gladiators - Rusty has today revealed his delight in being able to finally play his dream role of iconic suburban Australian patriarch, Harold Bishop. The movie, currently titled 'The Ramsay Street...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of Queensland's One Nation Senate candidates has spent the afternoon driving around Canberra's embassy district in Yarralumla, looking for the 'Al Jazeeran' Embassy. Malcolm Roberts took to social media this afternoon to back his boss Pauline Hanson after the Queensland Senator went on national television to declare she'd had a 'gutful' of the way...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of our town's newest arrivals is currently enjoying his honeymoon period before he comes just like the rest of Betoota's police force. Probationary Constable Aldous Fiorini graduated from the Queensland Police Academy late last year and received his first posting to our cosmopolitan desert metropolis just a few weeks ago. The 21-year-old had his first...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Pauline Hanson, the defacto leader of fringe paramilitary group, One Nation, has finally experienced consequences for her actions and words over the past two decades. The headstrong Gemini went on A Current Affair last night to tell all who tuned in that she felt 'attacked' and 'let down' by the country's media as well as...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Fabled author, George R.R. Martin, the mastermind behind the popular Game of Thrones television and book series, had the gall this afternoon to tell his publisher that his fingers hurt - forcing the 70-year-old's publisher to take disciplinary action. Martin has been kept largely against his will at his New Mexican compound by his publishers,...