The Nation

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The former Prime Minister Tony Abbott made some controversial remarks overnight in his native London where he argued that restarting the economy is more important than protecting the nations elderly and immunocompromised. Speaking to a gala of a couple dozen English and Australian people, Mr Abbott explained that the cure for the coronavirus might...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Greens have criticised the Federal Government's decision today to begin the arduous process of rolling back the popular JobKeeper scheme. Leader Adam Bandt spoke this afternoon in Canberra, where he explained that hundreds of thousands of people, mostly in Victoria, are depending on the JobKeeper payment to survive. And any decrease in that payment will...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The growing conspiracist community that has been bolstered by right-wing populists who are crumbling under the real life hurdles presented by COVID-19, are now going all-in on blaming every systemic failure on global 'elites' who are secretly in control of everything. These same elites are also engaging in a secret worldwide pedophile ring, with their underage victims kept as...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation's two media conglomerates have joined forces today to rally against Facebook and Instagram, who announced today that they may have to ban Australians from sharing news on their platforms. Facebook has gone on the offensive against Nine and NewsCorp by attacking the Federal Government's plan to make the US media giant pay for...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Scott Morrison has this morning moved to put an end to the super debate. Speaking to The Advocate, the PM revealed that he's got an easy solution for people concerned about the long term state of super in this country. "Um heard of something called an inheritance?" said the boy from Bronte to our newspaper. "Or a trust fund?"...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation has been left a little confused overnight after Wikileaks founder Julian Assange randomly popped up out of nowhere rabbiting on about changes to superannuation. This comes despite the fact his full extradition hearing is set to take place in 6 days time, to determine whether he will be sent to the US to face espionage charges...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Queensland branch of the Young Liberal National movement has unanimously voted to condemn the 1999 film Notting Hill for its unrealistic portrayal of what it means to be a "bookish incel". As many of their members are bookish incels, the political group said today that they felt it necessary to slam Notting Hill and...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact All around the country, there are families that have to beg, borrow and remortgage in order to send a child to a private school they can't really afford. And one Betoota Heights man said they can't understand why people do it. Greg Pearson is a new dad, his first child was born in June. And already, people...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Hamstringing the nation's youth via a complex system of economic hurdles and policy is a key growth policy moving forward, according to Prime Minister Scott Morrison. The Prime Minister outlined the controversial raising of 'useless degree' university fees today in Canberra. "Lumping young people with an interest-free but indexed debt that you only have to pay...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A special report commission by the Federal Government and conducted by the Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organisation (CSIRO) has concluded that the most appropriate thing to say before consuming a $12.50 fish, chips and salad is: "Fucken Get That Indi Ya". The report also shrugs off any concerns from people on the left who...