The Nation

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Last night's National Cabinet meeting was productive, according to the Prime Minister, who said this morning that Queensland will agree to open their southern border if Bob Brown agrees to not lead another conga-line of inner-city lefties up to Clermont to tell regional Queenslanders how they should be living their lives. At last year's election,...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Clive Palmer is getting desperate in his bid to visit our nation's West as he threatened today to drive his half-finished Titanic replica into Fremantle's iconic South Mole lighthouse. The Western Australian Government is now trying to find out why Mr Palmer has chosen the South Mole Lighthouse to crash into - as well as...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A new report has been released today revealing, how people react to losing their grip on the Prime Ministership of this country. Compiled by the South Betoota Polytechnic's Political Studies Faculty, the report revealed an astounding link between gender and the ability to leave public office to carry on your life with dignity. It found a direct correlation...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A chinless mass has been named as the new CEO of some bank or fund here in the Diamantina, which has surprised nobody in particular. The breakfast sausage looking thing said he was ready to embrace the challenge of steering Florence Investments out of this brand new recession and into the fields of gold that...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The former Prime Minister Tony Abbott made some controversial remarks overnight in his native London where he argued that restarting the economy is more important than protecting the nations elderly and immunocompromised. Speaking to a gala of a couple dozen English and Australian people, Mr Abbott explained that the cure for the coronavirus might...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Greens have criticised the Federal Government's decision today to begin the arduous process of rolling back the popular JobKeeper scheme. Leader Adam Bandt spoke this afternoon in Canberra, where he explained that hundreds of thousands of people, mostly in Victoria, are depending on the JobKeeper payment to survive. And any decrease in that payment will...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The growing conspiracist community that has been bolstered by right-wing populists who are crumbling under the real life hurdles presented by COVID-19, are now going all-in on blaming every systemic failure on global 'elites' who are secretly in control of everything. These same elites are also engaging in a secret worldwide pedophile ring, with their underage victims kept as...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation's two media conglomerates have joined forces today to rally against Facebook and Instagram, who announced today that they may have to ban Australians from sharing news on their platforms. Facebook has gone on the offensive against Nine and NewsCorp by attacking the Federal Government's plan to make the US media giant pay for...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Scott Morrison has this morning moved to put an end to the super debate. Speaking to The Advocate, the PM revealed that he's got an easy solution for people concerned about the long term state of super in this country. "Um heard of something called an inheritance?" said the boy from Bronte to our newspaper. "Or a trust fund?"...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation has been left a little confused overnight after Wikileaks founder Julian Assange randomly popped up out of nowhere rabbiting on about changes to superannuation. This comes despite the fact his full extradition hearing is set to take place in 6 days time, to determine whether he will be sent to the US to face espionage charges...