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False Report Of Listening Device Not The First Time All Blacks Make Up A Suspicious ‘Bug’

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A ten year veteran security guard for the All Blacks is facing charges of public mischief after a bug was discovered in a chair in the team's meeting room at the Intercontinental in Double Bay, before the opening Bledisloe Cup match in last year. A hearing set down for two days has begun at the Downing Centre Local Court...

Kim Jong-un Takes 10-0 In Blistering Return To North Korean Domestic Cricket

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact North Korean leader and speed merchant Kim Jong-un has made an explosive return to the North Korean domestic cricket competition overnight, taking a recording-breaking 10 for 0 of just one over. The COVID-19 interrupted season was put on hold in March and has only now jumpstarted the competition. Playing their cross-town rivals, The Hongwŏn Reds, in...

“Modern Day Football Is Soft” Says Punter On Fourth Year Of Compo For RSI

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A man who has simply stopped going to work because he is prone to an aching wrist says modern football is for a bunch of cotton wool wusses. Nathan Stockdale (38) from the Western Corridor region of south-east Queensland says he doesn't know why players these days even bother, considering they can't even drop the shoulder anymore. "It's just...

Roosters Fans To Break CFMEU Record For Biggest Crowd Of Angry Blokes Yelling ‘Grub!’ At Once

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT. Long considered a taboo in the world of construction, in recent years both sides of the trade union debate have increased their use of the profanity. It has been confirmed by linguistics experts that 'grub' is currently at its most popular in both rugby league and workplace disputes, with the once rarely used terminology is starting to become a...

Bloke Already Planning How To Spend Winnings After 3rd Leg Of 15 Leg Multi Gets Up

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Following Port Adelaide's win over St Kilda and the Newcastle Knights putting a monstrous seven points on the Dragons - local bloke Jack Cort was already feeling like he was on a heater. Then a little trotter by the name of 'bundy sundy' ran 1st place at Menangle. Jack was ecstatic. At three legs into his multi, things are looking...

Healthier Options At School Tuck Shops Blamed For Decline In Decent Front Rowers

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A new scheme aimed at promoting freshly made health foods to school children currently being implemented by state governments around the country is being blamed for a lack of 'big boys' in Australian rugby circles. Wallabies Coach Michael Cheika says that while current Wallabies front rowers are probably the strongest in the current line up, he's worried about the...

Tour De France Apparently Still A Thing

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A man who isn't Lance Armstrong apparently won the 104th Tour De France bicycle race over the weekend, it has been confirmed. Majority of the world, who only really learnt about the cycling race when someone won it seven times in a row, were unaware of the fact that the Tour De France was still a thing. "What?" said one...

Andrew Bogut Named As Aussie Sport Star Least Likely To Get Invited On A Camping Trip

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent survey by ESPN Australia has found that out of all Australian sports stars, the perennially injured NBA player, Andrew Bogut, would be probably the worst possible company on a camping trip. While iconic Australian sportspeople such as Shane Warne, Steph Rice, Andrew Johns, Warwick Capper and Cathy Freeman sat comfortably in the top ten - Andrew Bogut...

Western Force Chosen As Twiggy Forrest’s Next Charity Project

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a move applauded by ex-private school boys across the country as a God send, Twiggy Forrest has confirmed that he will throw his weight behind the embattled Western Force. The mining billionaire has a long history of donating to charity and said earlier this year that he will give $400 million back to the people, after...

QLD Maroons Criticised For Their Use Of Performance-Enhancing Bernard Fanning Music

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The notorious Queensland Maroons State Of Origin side have this morning been criticized by NSW supporters and coaching staff, as well that nation's online bookmakers, for their unfair use of Bernard Fanning as the pre-match entertainment at Suncorp Stadium. The Northern rugby league dynasty secured their 12th win in 11 years last night with a 22-06 domination over the...

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