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LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT If you thought 2018 was going to be better than 2017 you might want to give up hope now as it has been confirmed today that Ketut (28) has won 50% in his divorce lawsuit against ex-wife and safe driver, Rhonda (45). In what was a bitter shock to romantic hopefuls everywhere, the celebrity couple filed for divorce in...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local Lebanese-Australian has today revealed that while his renowned manscaping skills are revered by his customers, it is common knowledge that the best chin strap going around his suburb is the one sitting on his own face. Bob Khattar Jnr - who hails from the inner-south Betoota locality known as 'Kfar Country' - says after thirty years in...

KENT REGINALD | Entertainment | CONTACT A young girl who just finished a three bedroom, one moat sandcastle at Bondi Beach could stand to earn millions of dollars, after a savvy real estate agent spotted the property and asked her if she’s ever thought about selling. Milly Jackson, 4, has been building sandcastles for years, having rapidly progressed from simple ‘bucket of sand upside-down’ buildings...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Intern | Contact Sources close to actor Craig McLachlan have confirmed that the C-grade celebrity has begun making orchestrating a diplomatic immunity As allegations continue to surface,  the Rocky Horror Show, Dr Blake and Neighbours star is reportedly concerned that criminal charges are only weeks or possibly days away. A source who wanted to remain anonymous told us that “Craig is resigned to...

KENT REGINALD | Entertainment | CONTACT A local Betoota Potter-Head is having an absolute mare of a first date tonight, after several red flags and awkward moments proved without a doubt that the guy she’s with is a total Slytherin.   Belinda Simms, a 27 year old Hufflepuff from Betoota Heights, had been looking forward to this date all week, after matching with the the man...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It was a who's who of Melbourne's elite over the weekend at the annual Alpha Romeo Portsea Polo event. Politicians, actor, musicians and thousands of other men and women with big social media followings could be seen littering the grounds and marquees dressed like Bermudans with white summer dresses, blazers, shorts and boat shoes. However, it wasn't all rosé and...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Parliamentarians make their way back to Canberra after a lengthy Christmas break, it has been today reported that a certain North Queensland politician has been looking to encourage his colleagues to join him on an exciting journey that helps people align their work/life balance while also reaching their health goals! It is believed Federal Member For Dawson, George...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT While pitiful to begin with, the Christmas decorations hanging in a French Quarter share house are a constant reminder to all five housemates that none of them can ever be assed to invest their own time into improving their living conditions. Well into January, it is becoming clear all housemates are aware the decorations are still there, including...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local hospitality professional has today shown that, when given the opportunity to lose the plain black bartender t-shirt, he actually knows how to scrub up real nice, like. After just 18 months working as a glassie and eventually a charismatic bartender, Irish bloke Danny Kelly has been given the nod by upper management at a local Woolworths-owned...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With mounting house prices and increased cost of living (see Coachella tickets) becoming more widespread, welfare and lifestyle margins has become an important issue for many members of Generation Y. With youth organisations working hard to provide support for young people dealing with an array of different issues, one organisation has sought to help perhaps the most ostracised sub-group...