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5 Easy Tips For Filming Racist Incidents On Public Transport

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Filming a public disturbance is harder than most people think. Whether it's a racist middle-aged woman's offensive tirade on public transport, or a bunch of drunk teenagers brawling in the Bi-Lo car park - there is an art to it. With the rise of viral streetfight videos gracing our Facebook newsfeeds, it is very important to make sure your...

New Facebook Feature Reminds Users That They Were Fucking Losers Five Years Ago

14 January, 2016 12:45 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An amazing new feature on the social media platform Facebook has been praised around the world for it's ability to leave users in a state of nostalgia. The "Facebook Memories" feature reminds users of certain moments in their life, to the day. "Whether they like it or not, we are reminding them of what they were...

The secret to losing weight is being poor

14 January, 2016. 14:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact EATING LIKE A prisoner of war and walking everywhere is being heralded by doctors as the foolproof method to losing weight. As this is a developed country, the overwhelming majority of Australians aren't forced to hit the footpaths for hours at a time - and generally enjoy more dietary variety than two cups...

Kyle Sandilands Debuts Sexy New Bod In First Photo Since Stomach Staple Surgery

8 December, 2016 12:50 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Ahead of his return to the airwaves next week, radio superstar Kyle Sandilands has uploaded a photo showcasing his shock body-transformation in the first time he has posed shirtless for a photo since 1993. The photograph, that was uploaded to the Kyle and Jackie-O Facebook page earlier this morning, shows the 44-year-old shock jock relaxing...

Local Girl Kicks Off Fitness Regime By Googling Gyms She Could Hypothetically Join

  CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With an entire week of holidays remaining before she returns to work, 31-year-old Lisa Dowling has hit a real post-festive season low. "I've put on four kilos and I haven't stopped drinking since the AGM," "I really overdid it with the ham this year.. Not to mention the wine... I fucking hate this time of the year. Well, my body...

Local Dad Agrees They Just Don’t Make Cricketers Like Jeff Thomson Anymore

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite a comprehensive victory over the West Indies by an innings and 212 runs before tea on day three of the first Test in Hobart, local dad, John Pinnington says no current Australian cricketer is as talented, tough and as likeable as the 1970's pace bowler Jeff Thomson. "You lot wouldn't know. When Lillee and Thommo were playing......

Man’s Entire Office Now Knows He Was Watching Very Loud Porn Last Time He Used Laptop

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local man, 28-year-old Dave Sampson has involuntarily informed his entire office of his preferences when it comes to adult films. After running late to work, Mr Sampson was doing his very best to remain under the radar this morning - but very quickly became the centre of attention in his twenty-person office after turning on his laptop. Mr Sampson says...

Trump Appoints Wrestling’s ‘Iron Sheik’ As A Key Middle East Policy Advisor

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In the last few months, the world has watched in awe as a former real estate magnate, businessman, author and professional wrestling identity has risen to become the newest resident in the White House. Donald Trump's recent revelations regarding his proposed changes to US foreign policy, in particular, immigration, has shocked both Americans and the rest of the planet....

Mum’s Hot Flushes Increase Dramatically After Michael Bublé CD Gets Trotted Out Again

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact CANADIAN PSEDUO-CROONER Michael Bublé has the air con pumping and the fan blades spinning this time or year. Family Christmases across the country are punctuated with open ended questions from mothers, aunts, grandmothers and sisters. Some ask if anybody else is hot? Others just declare that "it's just too fucking hot in here". At any...

New Office Employee Begins Search For ‘420-Friendly’ Co-Workers

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Benjamin Harvey, a newly hired graphic designer at Corporate Signage Australia, has embarked on his low-key yet persistent search for fellow employees who may share similar interests to him. "Brisbane is boring enough as it is. I only just moved here and I need to know where 'my people' are at," says Mr Harvey with a sinister grin. "In an office of 45...

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