WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
An Inglewood share-house has this weekend had to grit their teeth through a rather uncomfortable situation.
With the majority of the residents of the ‘Fifth Avenue Fckbois’ residence home on a Sunday night, members of the share house said they had to pretend not to hear a rather graphic sexual performance.
“Yeah, Parko was really getting in his work yesterday night,” sighed a long suffering member of the 5 man share house.
“Obviously we all enjoyed that Eagles win on Saturday night, but clearly no one enjoyed it as much as the big fella.”
The other members of the mould infested house that still has a blow up pool festering in the backyard from the a prolonged summer break, said that Parko slunk off as the sun was setting last night.
“We were all a bit confused when there was a sock on the door, cause none of us heard anyone come in,” said another member of the palace.
“And poor old Parko’s been in a semi-arid environment for the last few months.”
“Then we started hearing sports commentary in between a few grunts…”
“And the penny dropped.”
“Harleyyyyyyyy Reiddddddd might never quite have the same ring to it,” he laughed.
The muffled sounds emanating from Parko’s room follow another huge performance from the Number 1 Draft pick.
Single handedly leading A Westaissance, Reid’s Eagles took down their cross town rivals the Freo Dokers 105-68.
Reid kicked 3 goals and picked up 19 possessions, which any Eagles fan will tell you are much better than normal people’s possessions.
The mammoth performance for the young bull follows a growing number of highlight worthy clips, that has Eagles fans dreaming of a Dom Sheedesque goal on the big day over the Long Weekend.
While that might still be some time away, for Perth man Parko, Harley Reid is already providing enough.
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