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November 2025

Woman In Pottery Class Disappointed That No One Is Hot Enough To Patrick Swayze Her
November 2025

Democrats Shocked By The Landslide Election Of Left-Wing Candidate Offering Left-Wing Policies To Left-Wing Voters
November 2025

England Captain Ben Stokes Criticises Inclusion Of Ray Shoesmith In Australia's Ashes Squad
November 2025

The Only Five Ways To Get Rich In Australia When You Come From Nothing
November 2025

Tim Wilson Begs The Toothless Hicks And Simple Bogans Of His Party To Please Stop Hurting His Electability
November 2025

Barnaby Treats Himself To A Cold Schooner After Once Again Forcing All 70 MPs and Senators From Both The Nationals And Liberals To Do Exactly What He Says
November 2025

Old Girl Managing Local Vinnies Has Had Enough Of These Thriftfluencers
November 2025

Liberals Wait Until Whole Nation Is Pissed To Announce They No Longer Believe In Climate Change
November 2025

Morning Piss From Upstairs Neighbour Only Alarm Clock Needed
November 2025

"Now Take Your Money And Fuck Off" Says Sourpuss Bookie
November 2025

Brunswick Yuppie On The Verge Of Fainting In The Steam Room In Vain Attempt To Outlast Greek Senior
November 2025

Local Fitzroy Man Completely Shocked To Learn Salomon And Arc'teryx Are Actually Hiking Brands