Local Bloke Acknowledges The Wintry Change In Seasons Like A Grown Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bitter cold front has come through and Australians south and west of Brisbane are feeling
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Local Footy Club Causes Confusion After Post Game Drinks Don’t Escalate
CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| Contact In a super strange series of events a local footy club manager found himself locking
Workplace Toasted Sandwich Maker Consults Union Over Poor Work Conditions
CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| Contact A groundbreaking case has been brought forward in regards to working conditions for a kitchen
Local Woman Devours Another Season Of Show That Pretends Kings Didn’t Look Like This
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman getting stuck into her regency filth has sadly found her sexy illusions shattered
“Ahh… I Would But… I’m Not Big On Single Use Waste” Says Greenie Fuckboy Trying To Raw Dog
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some scary news for women around the nation, it appears that fuckboys are evolving their
Reserve Grader With A Chassis Like Valynce Te Whare Wondering If He’s Got A Fairytale In Him Too
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local air conditioner mechanic by the name of Chayce Bordin is this week contemplating the
Cold Snap Leaves Dry Lip Guy’s Face Looking Like Lake Eyre
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Betoota Ponds man has today entered his Lake Eyre era. Perennially dehydrated man Aldous
Elderly Couple Who Can’t Afford Cruise This Year Forced To Have Mimosas And Explosive Diarrhoea At Home
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A French Quarter elderly couple have been forced to improvise their cruise trip this year, after
Labor Finally Prove How Fiscally Responsible They Are By Giving 248 Billion In Tax Cuts To Rich
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian Labor Party have finally done it! After decades of trying, the red tie side
Mates Allocating Tasks For Potluck Dinner Tell Most Useless Group Member To Just Bring Chip And Dip
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A useless member of society has this week been tasked with bringing the lowest form of
Office True Crime Fans Go Wild After Colleague Outs Himself As Coming From Infamous Murder Town
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An office in downtown Betoota is reeling this morning as if it comes to
Woman Who Wishes She Could Be A Stylish Coat Lady Unfortunately A Disgusting Hoodie Gremlin
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As the cold weather comes in hard and fast, some stylish Aussies have welcomed the change
80 Metre ‘JT The Redeemer’ Sculpture Proposed For Top Of Castle Hill
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Townsville mayor Jenny Hill has today announced a proposal to erect a 328 ft soapstone statue