Australia Urgently Sends Tubby Taylor To France On Diplomatic Posting As Europe Endures Brutal Heatwave
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After three consecutive days of a record-breaking heatwave in France, Australia has moved quickly to
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Australia’s Only Genuinely Decent Landlord Unfortunately Stuck With The Shittiest Tenants
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact Self-made millionaire-on-paper, Steve Combs (58), is asset rich but cash poor. Thankfully, his
‘I’ll Give You Some Privacy To Undress’ Says Doctor Who Will See Absolutely Everything In Two Minutes
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman coming in for her routine pap smear (or cervical screening, but nobody calls it
Bundy Man Visiting Brissy Sighs After Being Asked For 18th Time If He Likes Drinking Rum
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Bundaberg man in the big smoke has today let out a defeated sigh, after being
Woman’s Perfectly Good Day Ruined By Noticing A Debit She Forgot To Cancel
CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| Contact A local woman today has had her day shattered after a quick log on to
Noosa Mum Pours Herself A Chardy Before Tuning Into Another Billy Slater Press Conference
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A bottle of Yellowtail is being pulled from a fridge in Noosa this evening
Bloke’s Dating Profile Requests Looks Like He Just Really Needs A Mate With A 4X4
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke spotted on Bumble has revealed himself to be quite the loner, if his preferences
“Why Would You Watch People Play Video Games” Claims Dad Watching Gardening Show
CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| Contact A most common household argument was sparked over a son’s choice of entertainment. Liam
Local Woman Urged To Stop Pronouncing ‘FIFO’ Like She’s A Hungry Giant
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has this week been informed that her pronunciation of the word, ‘FIFO’, makes
Advice Column | Get Yours And Fuck Everybody Else
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact Feeling overwhelmed? I hear you. It feels like it’s impossible to get ahead right now,
Auto Manufacturers Agree To Remove Those Wires That Start The Car When You Join Them
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT The Australian insurance industry has reacted with excitement to news yesterday that the world’s auto
Indian Joint Watching Drunk Bloke Stumble Up The Street Starts Dishing Up a Butter Chicken And Garlic Naan
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT As the world continues to lose its collective mind at the capabilities of AI
Retro Looking Merch From Giant Brands Now Fashion Apparently
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from the world of style and culture, a new study has confirmed