Local Bloke Acknowledges The Wintry Change In Seasons Like A Grown Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bitter cold front has come through and Australians south and west of Brisbane are feeling
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Commercial Real Estate Agent On 195k Reveals Amazing Relief Stage Three Tax Cuts Will Provide
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A moderately unpopular local man named Arlo Hilton has revealed to The Advocate the wave of
Local Girl Reading Gourmet Traveller Article On Trending Autumn Desserts Excited To Buy A Woolies Freezer Number Tonight
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local PR professional has begun planning out a delicious week this morning, after
Neat Freak Breathes Sigh Of Relief As ‘Clothes Pile’ On Chair Actually Just A Creepy Man Watching Her Sleep
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A self confessed neat freak last night had the absolute shock of her life, which she
Report: Ciggies Don’t Count In Bali
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A literally breathtaking scientific report by British American Tobacco has once again confirmed that pumping your
Elder Millennial Woman Finds Herself Watching Sam Rockwell’s Dance Scene In Charlie’s Angels Again
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has yet again found herself embarking on her yearly horndog ritual of watching
Woman Returning To Gym After Being Sick For Three Days Discovers She’s At Pre-Glow Up Reps
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman has this week fallen victim to every gym junkie’s nightmare, by getting sick
Wife Who Can’t Open Jars On Her Own Somehow Maintains Impenetrable Vice Like Grip On Doona During Cold Snap
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Much like those stories about mothers being able to miraculously lift up cars off their trapped
Forced Handshake Between Drunk Cunts In Pub At 1:30am Saves Taxpayer $450k In Legals And Medicals
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A forced handshake between two men who do not have the means to engage with legal
Ascot Mum Has Been Terribly Inconvenienced By Own Renovations
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT An Ascot mum cannot believe her luck today as she has once again been terribly inconvenienced
I’m Watching Citadel For The Eye Candy’ Says Local Woman Actually Referring To Stanley Tucci
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Maya Bauer has this week eagerly agreed to watch new spy thriller series, Citadel,
Bachelor Forced To Find New Pharmacy After Developing Sexual Tension With Pharmacist
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Horrible humanly bodily functions have ruined another trip to the pharmacist today but not in the
Local Woman Not Okay With Seeing Kids She Used To Babysit Now Pulling Beers at Hometown Pub
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Melissa Rickson (38) knows she’s no longer the young whippet she used to