‘I’ve Got That Dawg In Me’ Reckons Mate Who’s Only Ever Fought In A Pokémon Battle

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

Local man Andrew Deeves reckons he has that fucking DAWG IN HIM.

Nobody knows where the 27 year old IT support officer heard that expression before, but were none the less quite amused when he bust it out for no reason.

“Yeah I’ve got that dawg in me”, says Andrew randomly, “if anyone EVER crossed me or my family.”

“It’s game over, red rover.”

We ask Ian if he’s ever been in a fight. He says no.

“No but I know I could take someone down if I was angry enough.”

“I’ve got like this…simmering rage underneath the surface.”

Andrew was about to try and convince us further when he was forced to excuse himself, and answer a call from someone named  ‘Mama Bear ❤️.’

More to come.