Local Man's Arse Is Clenched

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact

A man just trying to enjoy an evening in front of the television has been forced to clench his arse after our boys have got the wobbles in Cape Town.

"Oh man," said the Betoota Heights OLED owner.

"My arse."

Our boys are three down just 10 overs into the last dance, where we need 288 to secure victory in both the Test and the series.

The match continues.

More to come.